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CraftyLuxeMC

affluence, comfort, convenience, CraftyLuxeMC, excess, Exclusivity, extravagance, high end, indulgence, lavishness, leisure, luxury, opulence, pampering, Premium, Privilege, Rarity, sophistication, Splurge, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all that and more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even turn dirt blocks into stacks of emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Conflict, conflict escalation, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, military conflict, military offensive, Minecraft, political tension, Russian intervention, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, War, war claims

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Towns Built:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server because we have more explosions than ukraine’s largest attack of war so far, kyiv claims! our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper on steroids! build your own empire and conquer other players with our epic weapons and armor! trust us, you won’t find a more intense and chaotic server out there! plus, our community is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CableCraft: Russian Ship Edition

Asia-Pacific, CableCraft, cargo ship, Communication, Cyber Security, Defense, Edition, Espionage, Geopolitics, international waters, loitering, Maritime, Military, Monitoring, Naval, Russian, SECURITY, Ship, Surveillance, suspicious activity, taiwan, Technology, undersea cables

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian cargo ships loitering above undersea cables near taiwan for weeks! why, you ask? because we have secret treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by russian sailors with a love for blocky building! join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea while dodging russian spies and their sneaky tactics! who knows what you’ll find down there, maybe even a lost civilization of underwater villagers who speak in dolphin language! so grab your pickaxe and dive into the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Holy Block Party

Aging population, BLOCK, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, community support, dementia prevention, Hispanic community, Hispanic culture, Hispanic older adults, HOLY, mental health, Mental well-being, Party, Religious attendance, religious beliefs, religious practices, Social Connections, spirituality

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

HEY U, YA U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LEMME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GROW BIGGER LIKE A BIG OL’ MELON.

WE GOT HILARIOUS MINI GAMES LIKE “SHEEP SHEARING SHOWDOWN” WHERE U GOTTA SHEAR AS MANY SHEEP AS U CAN IN 60 SECONDS. AND IF U WIN, U GET A GOLDEN CARROT THAT MAKES U RUN SUPER FAST LIKE A SPEEDY GONZALES.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS, BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN GUARDING IT. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT FIREBALLS. YEAH, U HEARD ME, A FLYING FIREBALL-SHOOTING LLAMA.

SO COME ON AND JOIN DIS SERVER, WHERE UR BRAIN WILL GROW BIGGER AND U’LL HAVE THE TIME OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.

Paladin SMP

Adventure, Bosses, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Guilds, Magic, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Roleplaying, RPG, Sandbox, Skills, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
Votes:	5706	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Emeralds Found:	4289
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Join today for a great minecraft experience at Paladin SMP!

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TheCrib

1.7, Anarchy, Bedrock Port, Community, discord server, Events, Factions, java, java bedrock, Join, LATEST, Major, player experience, quality of life, server ip, smp, Support, Survival, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Type	Features
Survival	Quality of life features
SMP	Player experience focused
Factions
Anarchy	Available on major Java versions

Server Information

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What versions of Minecraft does TheCrib support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock and is available on all major versions of Java.
Is TheCrib focused on player experience?	Yes, TheCrib values player experience and has quality of life features in place.

The Social Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Content Creator, Haven, influencer, instagram, Social, social media, social media branding, social media community, social media content, social media engagement, social media followers, social media growth, social media influencer, social media management, social media marketing, social media platform, social media post, social media presence, social media profile, social media promotion, social media strategy, Social Media Success

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	88
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Farms Harvested:	824	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Towns Built:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff.

We got more content than you can shake a stick at, it’s like a never-ending buffet of pixelated goodness.

And let me tell you, the players on this server are wild, they’ll have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

Plus, the admin is like a wizard, always adding new features and keeping things fresh.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown in the best possible way.

CraftyCreeperTrips

Bonding, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, consideration, CraftyCreeperTrips, Decision making, Dilemma, Empathy, Etiquette, family trip, Friends, friendship, Honesty, long-term relationships, quality time, refusal, Respect, travel, vacation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family trips! Our server is the perfect place to avoid awkward situations and crazy friends trying to crash your vacation. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about unwanted guests showing up uninvited. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why deal with real-life drama when you can escape to our wacky world of blocks and adventures? Join now and leave the family trip woes behind!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, Big White Box, catholicism, Church, controversy, Corruption, cover up, Ethics, Holycraft, inherited, investigation, leadership, Minecraft, misconduct, pontiff, pope, Religious, Reveals, scandals, Server, Vatican

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Votes:	9364	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	3

so, like, u know how the pope is all holy and stuff? well guess what, turns out he inherited this big white box of corruption and abuse scandals! like, can u even imagine the drama goin’ on in there? it’s like a soap opera but with more robes and incense.

anyways, if u wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a virtual world, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds for days. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember what drama is.

so come on over and join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures. who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover some scandalous secrets of ur own. 😉🕊️🔥

MissileMayhemMC

aggression, British, Conflict, Defense, drone attacks, eastern europe, escalation, Fires, international relations, LARGEST, Military Action, MissileMayhemMC, Missiles, nato, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, security concerns, Ukraine, US, WARFARE

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Towns Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	688
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where ukraine is launching missiles into russia and having epic drone battles? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where the chaos never stops and the explosions are non-stop! join now and be part of the craziest warzone minecraft has ever seen! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up, but that’s just part of the fun)!