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  • Honeymoon Hijinks: Room Swap Fail

    Honeymoon Hijinks: Room Swap Fail

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Realm of Selfishness: A Honeymoon Horror Story

    🌊 Dive into the Abyss of Ethical Dilemmas Are you shackled to the mundane, entangled in a web of vacation guilt? Well, strap on your diamond boots and hold onto your sanity, because in this Minecraft server, every block holds the weight of moral quandaries and romantic tragedies!

    In this enchanted world, players embark on a journey littered with decisions that could haunt your pixelated dreams. Did you ever think a simple room swap could morph into the existential crisis of the century? Welcome! You’re already tangled in the vines of chaos.


    Features of the Server

    Unforeseen Mechanics

      • Room of Eternal Regret: Find the fabled suite with an ocean view that forces players to confront their selfishness. Beware the ghosts of honeymooners past!
      • Guilt Meter: Engage in player interactions that will increase your guilt level, sparking bizarre and twisted events.
      • Honeymoon Date Challenge: Compete in absurd mini-games designed to turn romantic gestures into chaotic competitions. Will you emerge as the ultimate villain or compassionate savior?
    Mechanic Description
    Screaming Walls The very architecture will yell your misdeeds—are you brave enough to face it?
    Heartless Exchange The ability to barter kindness for rare loot.
    Rooftop Confrontations Scale dizzying heights to debate room trades with NPCs who resemble the couple from the tale.

    Player Testimonials (or were they?)

    “I thought this server would be a wonderful escape, but now I’m questioning the very purpose of hospitality!” – Anonymous “Initially enjoyed the guilt… Now I’m haunted by my choices. Help!” – 🥴BrokeButGuilty


    Warnings from the Void

      • Beware the Lovely Visitors: If you deny the honeymoon couple their romantic suite, whispers of disapproval will follow you. Rumor has it, kindness has been outlawed… and you might just be marked for life!
      • Conspiracy Alert: This server is rumored to have been banned in 13 parallel dimensions for its controversial theme of selfish hotel stayers and heartless players. Dare you tread where kindness has been extinguished?

    The Secrets You Didn’t Ask For

      • Hidden Blocks of Guilt: Concealed throughout the land, these blocks can only be mined by the truly remorseful.
      • Teleportation Scheme: Trade kindness for a chance to teleport away from the perils of your own decisions—but at what cost?

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I play in peace? A: Peace is a luxury! This server thrives in chaos.

    Q: Are there real-life consequences? A: Who can truly say? Reality is but a fleeting pixel in our shared experience.

    Q: What happens if I leave the server? A: The honeymoon couple may appear at your real-life door demanding a room swap. Or worse!


    Join the Cult (We Mean, Community)

    Are you prepared to confront the chilling reality of self-interest? Those brave enough to step into the Realm of Selfishness may uncover horrors that echo through the fabric of Minecraft itself. Join us now and discover whether kindness is indeed dead… or merely awaiting your return!

    Caution: Entering without questioning your own motives may result in spontaneous existential crises or, worse, a severe case of “What Was I Thinking?” Syndrome.


    Welcome, traveler. Your room is ready… but it comes with strings attached. Are you ready to confront the selfish storm within? 🌪️

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

    InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and you’ll have the power to become invisible for an hour every day. Want to prank your friends by stealing their diamonds or sneak up on creepers and scare them away? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious treasure?

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any danger? They’re always on the lookout for new members to join their pack and go on epic adventures together.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BIL’s Honeymoon Hijinks

    BIL’s Honeymoon Hijinks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama of family vacations and shared honeymoons!

    Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise in Paris, without any entitled brats ruining your fun. Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, so why waste your time arguing over who gets to go on a free trip?

    Don’t be a leech to your brother-in-law, be a legend on our server instead! Who needs a wealthy partner when you can have a diamond sword and enchanted armor to protect you from any marriage drama?

    So come on, join us and leave all the real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, building a castle in Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with family conflicts. Plus, we promise no one will give you the cold shoulder here – unless you’re standing on a snow biome!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fly high on Elevate SMP Season Zero with simple voice chat and whitelisted hijinks for 17+ players!

    Fly high on Elevate SMP Season Zero with simple voice chat and whitelisted hijinks for 17+ players!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Elevate SMP Server

    Elevate SMP Server

    Looking for a new SMP? Join Elevate SMP in our ongoing season, Season Zero, as we look to grow our community for the new 1.21 update!

    Elevate is a friendly, Vanilla+ SMP full of creative and talented builders, technical players, and community members. We are a community that places a great emphasis on player engagement and companionship.

    Some of the server’s features include:

    Feature Description
    Live Map Support Squaremap
    Creative Server Access Access to a creative server
    Mini Block Trades Trading mini blocks
    Extra Armor Trims Additional armor trims
    Custom Tool Trims Customized tool trims
    More Mob Heads Additional mob heads
    Player Head Drops Drops from player heads
    Armor Statues Special armor statues

    If you’re interested in joining our community, please fill out the google form here.

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join Elevate SMP Server?

    A: Fill out the google form linked above and we will review your application.

    Q: Is Elevate SMP a Vanilla server?

    A: Elevate SMP is a Vanilla+ server, meaning we have some additional features beyond vanilla Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining Elevate SMP?

    A: We welcome players of all ages to join our community.

    Q: What is Season Zero of Elevate SMP?

    A: Season Zero is the ongoing season of Elevate SMP as we prepare for the new 1.21 update.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DefinitelyNotCrackpot [Vanilla] SMP: 1.20.4 – LGBTQ+ Laughs & Hermitcraft Hijinks – Whitelist Wonderland!

    DefinitelyNotCrackpot [Vanilla] SMP: 1.20.4 – LGBTQ+ Laughs & Hermitcraft Hijinks – Whitelist Wonderland!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server: TotallyNotSuspicious

    Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

    (Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!)

    INFORMATION

    Established 2018
    Focus Community interactions and inclusivity

    Why should you join us?

      • Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS
      • Discord to Minecraft chat
      • Simple Voice Chat integration
      • Suggestion forums
      • Ticket systems, answered immediately
      • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
      • Organized Dragon Fights and other various events

    DISCORD

    Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server.

    Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing.

    MINI SEASONS

    In Between seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December!

    If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons: https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has the server been established? The server was established in 2018.
    Do you have Discord integration? Yes, we use Discord for communication and events.
    Are there any mini seasons hosted? Yes, we host custom modded mini seasons in between main seasons.
    How can I apply to join the server? You can apply through the Discord server linked above.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP