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  • Honeymoon Hijinks: Room Swap Fail

    Honeymoon Hijinks: Room Swap Fail

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Realm of Selfishness: A Honeymoon Horror Story

    🌊 Dive into the Abyss of Ethical Dilemmas Are you shackled to the mundane, entangled in a web of vacation guilt? Well, strap on your diamond boots and hold onto your sanity, because in this Minecraft server, every block holds the weight of moral quandaries and romantic tragedies!

    In this enchanted world, players embark on a journey littered with decisions that could haunt your pixelated dreams. Did you ever think a simple room swap could morph into the existential crisis of the century? Welcome! You’re already tangled in the vines of chaos.


    Features of the Server

    Unforeseen Mechanics

      • Room of Eternal Regret: Find the fabled suite with an ocean view that forces players to confront their selfishness. Beware the ghosts of honeymooners past!
      • Guilt Meter: Engage in player interactions that will increase your guilt level, sparking bizarre and twisted events.
      • Honeymoon Date Challenge: Compete in absurd mini-games designed to turn romantic gestures into chaotic competitions. Will you emerge as the ultimate villain or compassionate savior?
    Mechanic Description
    Screaming Walls The very architecture will yell your misdeeds—are you brave enough to face it?
    Heartless Exchange The ability to barter kindness for rare loot.
    Rooftop Confrontations Scale dizzying heights to debate room trades with NPCs who resemble the couple from the tale.

    Player Testimonials (or were they?)

    “I thought this server would be a wonderful escape, but now I’m questioning the very purpose of hospitality!” – Anonymous “Initially enjoyed the guilt… Now I’m haunted by my choices. Help!” – 🥴BrokeButGuilty


    Warnings from the Void

      • Beware the Lovely Visitors: If you deny the honeymoon couple their romantic suite, whispers of disapproval will follow you. Rumor has it, kindness has been outlawed… and you might just be marked for life!
      • Conspiracy Alert: This server is rumored to have been banned in 13 parallel dimensions for its controversial theme of selfish hotel stayers and heartless players. Dare you tread where kindness has been extinguished?

    The Secrets You Didn’t Ask For

      • Hidden Blocks of Guilt: Concealed throughout the land, these blocks can only be mined by the truly remorseful.
      • Teleportation Scheme: Trade kindness for a chance to teleport away from the perils of your own decisions—but at what cost?

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I play in peace? A: Peace is a luxury! This server thrives in chaos.

    Q: Are there real-life consequences? A: Who can truly say? Reality is but a fleeting pixel in our shared experience.

    Q: What happens if I leave the server? A: The honeymoon couple may appear at your real-life door demanding a room swap. Or worse!


    Join the Cult (We Mean, Community)

    Are you prepared to confront the chilling reality of self-interest? Those brave enough to step into the Realm of Selfishness may uncover horrors that echo through the fabric of Minecraft itself. Join us now and discover whether kindness is indeed dead… or merely awaiting your return!

    Caution: Entering without questioning your own motives may result in spontaneous existential crises or, worse, a severe case of “What Was I Thinking?” Syndrome.


    Welcome, traveler. Your room is ready… but it comes with strings attached. Are you ready to confront the selfish storm within? 🌪️

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

    InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and you’ll have the power to become invisible for an hour every day. Want to prank your friends by stealing their diamonds or sneak up on creepers and scare them away? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious treasure?

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any danger? They’re always on the lookout for new members to join their pack and go on epic adventures together.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BIL’s Honeymoon Hijinks

    BIL’s Honeymoon Hijinks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama of family vacations and shared honeymoons!

    Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise in Paris, without any entitled brats ruining your fun. Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, so why waste your time arguing over who gets to go on a free trip?

    Don’t be a leech to your brother-in-law, be a legend on our server instead! Who needs a wealthy partner when you can have a diamond sword and enchanted armor to protect you from any marriage drama?

    So come on, join us and leave all the real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, building a castle in Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with family conflicts. Plus, we promise no one will give you the cold shoulder here – unless you’re standing on a snow biome!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fly high on Elevate SMP Season Zero with simple voice chat and whitelisted hijinks for 17+ players!

    Fly high on Elevate SMP Season Zero with simple voice chat and whitelisted hijinks for 17+ players!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Elevate SMP Server

    Elevate SMP Server

    Looking for a new SMP? Join Elevate SMP in our ongoing season, Season Zero, as we look to grow our community for the new 1.21 update!

    Elevate is a friendly, Vanilla+ SMP full of creative and talented builders, technical players, and community members. We are a community that places a great emphasis on player engagement and companionship.

    Some of the server’s features include:

    Feature Description
    Live Map Support Squaremap
    Creative Server Access Access to a creative server
    Mini Block Trades Trading mini blocks
    Extra Armor Trims Additional armor trims
    Custom Tool Trims Customized tool trims
    More Mob Heads Additional mob heads
    Player Head Drops Drops from player heads
    Armor Statues Special armor statues

    If you’re interested in joining our community, please fill out the google form here.

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join Elevate SMP Server?

    A: Fill out the google form linked above and we will review your application.

    Q: Is Elevate SMP a Vanilla server?

    A: Elevate SMP is a Vanilla+ server, meaning we have some additional features beyond vanilla Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining Elevate SMP?

    A: We welcome players of all ages to join our community.

    Q: What is Season Zero of Elevate SMP?

    A: Season Zero is the ongoing season of Elevate SMP as we prepare for the new 1.21 update.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DefinitelyNotCrackpot [Vanilla] SMP: 1.20.4 – LGBTQ+ Laughs & Hermitcraft Hijinks – Whitelist Wonderland!

    DefinitelyNotCrackpot [Vanilla] SMP: 1.20.4 – LGBTQ+ Laughs & Hermitcraft Hijinks – Whitelist Wonderland!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server: TotallyNotSuspicious

    Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

    (Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!)

    INFORMATION

    Established 2018
    Focus Community interactions and inclusivity

    Why should you join us?

      • Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS
      • Discord to Minecraft chat
      • Simple Voice Chat integration
      • Suggestion forums
      • Ticket systems, answered immediately
      • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
      • Organized Dragon Fights and other various events

    DISCORD

    Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server.

    Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing.

    MINI SEASONS

    In Between seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December!

    If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons: https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has the server been established? The server was established in 2018.
    Do you have Discord integration? Yes, we use Discord for communication and events.
    Are there any mini seasons hosted? Yes, we host custom modded mini seasons in between main seasons.
    How can I apply to join the server? You can apply through the Discord server linked above.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoobCraftersUnited

    NoobCraftersUnited

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

    Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

    Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

    So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

    Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

    PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

    Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

    But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

    RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP