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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4975 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 448463 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 4638 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Mines Excavated: | 2723 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
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