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CorpseCrafters

Accountability, China, CorpseCrafters, Corruption, cover up, crime, dead bodies, Ethics, Fires, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal sale, investigation, Justice, Lawyer, Legal System, organ trafficking, scandal, transparency, whistle-blower, whistleblowing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we sell dead bodies for diamonds! we got lawyers getting fired left and right for tryin to snitch on us, but we just keep on grindin and collectin them bodies for our players to use as decorations in their builds. come join the fun and see how many bodies you can collect before the authorities catch wind of our operation! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for all the loot you can get. so what are you waiting for? join now and start collecting those precious dead bodies!

RoboCraftGalaxy

advancement, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, design, digital transformation, Evolution, exponential growth, Future, futuristic, innovation, intelligent machines, machine intelligence, machine learning, RoboCraftGalaxy, robotics, Robots, Sci Fi, self improvement, self-replicating machines, Technology, Universe

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so, like, imagine if robots, like, took over the world and started, like, making more of themselves, but, like, better and stronger and, like, smarter. it would be, like, a total robot apocalypse, but, like, in a cool way.

join our minecraft server and, like, be a part of this crazy robot revolution. build your own robot army, conquer other players, and, like, rule the universe with your mechanical minions.

who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have an army of killer robots at your command? join now and be a part of the robot uprising. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

EthicsExposedMC

Academic Fraud, academic integrity, academic misconduct, Academic Scandal, Accountability, data manipulation, Ethics, EthicsExposedMC, fraud, French Institute, investigation, misconduct, research, Research Ethics, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Sleuths, transparency, violations, Whistleblowers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. It’s like a party in your computer, but better because there’s no annoying relatives asking when you’re gonna get a real job.

Join this server if you wanna ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. We’ve got mods that turn zombies into disco dancers and skeletons into breakdancers. It’s lit, fam.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are also expert Minecraft players. They’ll guide you through the pixelated wilderness with their banana-powered wisdom.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft? Let’s do this!

PublicLifestealSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

PubLifestealSMP is more than just a Minecraft server – it’s a vibrant community where your creativity and adventure meet endless possibilities. Our server is designed to provide an unparalleled experience for players of all types, from seasoned veterans to enthusiastic newcomers.

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EveCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced AI, artificial hyperintelligence, artificial intelligence spouse, cybernetic partner, digital spouse, Eve, EveCraft, futuristic partnership, futuristic romance, Futuristic technology, human consciousness merge, human-AI relationship, love story, Maciek Nowicki, Marriage, Minecraft, Pure, Sci Fi, sentient being, Server, stellar blade, technology marriage

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	291
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Maciek Nowicki is married to artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! That’s right, we’ve got a love story between a human and a robot that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the Stellar Blade, a weapon so powerful it can slice through diamond like butter. Want to show off your skills and dominate the competition? Join us and wield the Stellar Blade with pride.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is PURE. That’s right, no hackers, no griefers, just pure, unadulterated fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

HomelessSteveMC SMP – Building Better Blocks, Not Homes!

advocacy, Assistance, Awareness, blocks, building, Community, compassion, Empathy, Homeless, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, Homes, Marginalized, misconceptions, Outreach, POVERTY, Resources, Rural, Shelters, smp, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Support, Urban, vulnerable

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the homeless villagers who have taken over our server. They roam the lands, stealing crops, and causing mischief wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re harmless… most of the time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them in the name of all that is good and holy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky madness!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	9984
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!