Highschool Dropout MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mega NEET INCEL Minecraft Server

therapy alternatives, self help, SELF AWARENESS, seeking help, unhealthy thoughts

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, dreaming of conquering the world like a Roman emperor? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and live out your wildest fantasies of world domination without ever leaving your computer chair.

Our server is filled with epic quests, insane battles, and even the chance to become a psychic detective who reunites missing kids with their families. Who needs therapy or pills when you have a Minecraft server that can fulfill all your delusional desires?

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft emperor!

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Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

American doctors, beta blocker, face blindness, Server, creeper

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

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NoLonelyHomesAllowed

irresponsible people, Investment, NoLonelyHomesAllowed, country club, security camera

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your second home like it’s a frat party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only the coolest and most responsible players are allowed!

Imagine a world where your virtual house is protected from ne’er do well cousins and their reckless friends. No more worrying about security camera alerts while you’re at work, because on our server, only the most trustworthy players are granted access.

Don’t let your hard-earned investment go up in flames like your neighbor’s house (thanks, cousin). Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax and build without the drama of uninvited guests.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to selfishness and hello to a safe and secure virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike inviting cousin Billy to your real-life BBQ).

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CraftyDreams Minecraft Server

aspirations, Taking Risks, trying new things, Minecraft, CraftyDreams

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a flaming sword? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where you can build a castle in the sky, tame a dragon as your pet, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server – who knows what kind of epic adventures await you!

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StrangerCraft: Random Acts of Kindness

touching gesture, Kindness, Random, unexpected kindness, Selfless act

Have you ever had a stranger build you a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of blocky kindness from our wacky community. Who needs real-life friends when you have virtual strangers building you epic structures? Come join the fun and see what surprises await you on our server!

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SkeleProof: Past Players Confirmed

human remains, Players, History, proof of life, anthropology

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? come join our server where skeletons roam the land, holding ancient secrets of the past! they are like the history books of minecraft, except they shoot arrows at you! join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while trying not to get shot in the face! it’s like a history lesson, but with more explosions and less homework. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a skeleton historian today!

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FreshmanClub Minecraft Server

freshman, college, University, Server, Student Life

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big secret is that it’s easier to tame a wild Ender Dragon than it is to join the freshman club! But fear not, because once you do, you’ll unlock special powers like the ability to ride a pig into battle or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your diamond sword.

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. And remember, on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules – except for the one about not feeding the creepers after midnight. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the unexpected is just another day in the life of a fearless adventurer.

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Fembot Kiss Minecraft Server

Kissing, futuristic relationships, Artificial Intelligence, android romance, mechanical affection

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild world of fembots kissing all their boyfriends goodbye after a romantic date night! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our fembots are programmed to give the best kisses in all of Minecraft. You’ll feel like you’re in a romantic comedy every time you log on.

2. Rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden love potion in our server, you’ll be able to make any fembot fall head over heels for you. Just watch out for jealous boyfriends!

3. Our server is home to the most epic love triangle drama you’ll ever witness. Who will the fembot choose in the end? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and experience the love, drama, and kisses that only fembots can provide. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

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DogWalkDrama

confusion, relationship, manipulative, marriage counseling, Couples counseling

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any gaslighting or manipulation!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can focus on crafting epic structures and battling mobs. No need to worry about hurtful comments or rocky relationships here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild. Who needs couples counseling when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and leave the drama at the door!

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CelebCrushCraft

hot, Celebrity, beauty, Sexy, Beautiful

Which celebrity is 10/10 attractive? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll find out that our pixelated pig named Bacon is the ultimate heartthrob of the virtual world! With his perfectly square snout and mesmerizing oinks, you won’t be able to resist his charm. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber himself once logged on just to catch a glimpse of Bacon in all his blocky glory. So come join us and see why this server is where all the cool kids and celebrity pigs hang out!

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