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Mega NEET INCEL Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, delusions of grandeur, FANTASY, highschool dropout, IMMORTALITY, incel, Mega, megalomania, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, missing kids, NEET, personal growth, psychic, roman emperor, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self help, Server, Therapy, therapy alternatives, unhealthy thoughts

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	6640

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, dreaming of conquering the world like a Roman emperor? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and live out your wildest fantasies of world domination without ever leaving your computer chair.

Our server is filled with epic quests, insane battles, and even the chance to become a psychic detective who reunites missing kids with their families. Who needs therapy or pills when you have a Minecraft server that can fulfill all your delusional desires?

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft emperor!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

akathisa, American doctors, antidepressant, antipsychotic, anxiety, aspergers, autism, Bants, beta blocker, blocky, brain zaps, creeper, crying spells, disability, face blindness, highschool dropout, hikkikomori, low blood pressure, medication side effects, NEET, odd, Optional, Server, skellycell, Skills, Social, Therapy, Withdrawal

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Animals Bred:	85
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, Clans, Crafty, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Hotfix 36.1.6, Koumei edition, Minecraft, modding, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, September Corruption Alerts, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, Warriors, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

college, dropout, dropout consequences, dropout impact, dropout intervention, dropout prevention, dropout prevention initiatives, dropout prevention programs, dropout prevention resources, dropout prevention strategies, dropout rate, dropout recovery, dropout solutions, dropout statistics, dropout support, education, Gab, Minecraft, response, smp, University

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

DadDisagreesMCServer

anxiety, arranged marriage, brotherly love, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, DadDisagreesMCServer, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional well being, family dynamics, family traditions, generational conflicts, love marriage, marriage pressure, personal autonomy, protective instincts, sibling bond, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	137	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, car accident, compensation, couple, CraftyCrashersMC, crash, insurance, lawsuit, Legal, legal dispute, legal rights, Liability, life changing, personal injury, SETTLEMENT, SUE, Technology, terms, Terms and Conditions, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Adults, Community, Diamond Economy, Events, fresher, java, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Potions Brewed:	199
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	8128	Votes:	203
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4859
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	70
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!