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Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1887

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Farms Harvested:	504
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4921	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	288	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	337	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!