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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 642 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 236 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 220 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato (don’t ask why, it just felt right) and suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me. I was like, “Is this real life or am I just tripping on too many enchanted golden apples?”
But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together!