>RAPE IS NOT A JOKE
Yeah, we get it, bro, rape is definitely not a joke. But you know what is a joke? How awesome this Minecraft server is! You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you explore our insane world filled with surprises around every corner.
>SERIOUSLY, STOP
Okay, okay, we’ll stop with the rape jokes, we promise. But seriously, you need to join this Minecraft server ASAP! It’s like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the time of your virtual life.
>I’M REPORTING THIS
Whoa, calm down there, buddy! No need to report anything, we’re just trying to have some fun here. And trust us, joining this Minecraft server is the most fun you’ll ever have in your blocky existence. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!
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