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BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, BritIntCraft, British Intelligence, Corruption, fam, family dynasty, family ties, Government, highest positions, influence, intelligence agencies, leadership, Minecraft, nepotism, nepotistic practices, oligarchy, political appointments, political maneuvering, power, putin, Putins, RELATIVES, russia, Russian politics, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	179	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	236	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	481331	Dragon Eggs Found:	5494

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO SPARKLE? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRITISH INTELLIGENCE UP IN HERE! PUTIN’S RELATIVES R RUNNING THE SHOW AND THEY’RE BRINGIN’ ALL THE DRAMA! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA ACTION? JOIN US AND WATCH THE PLOT TWISTS UNFOLD! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN A BRITISH ACCENT! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

addiction, addiction recovery, African American, black guy, Cigarette, discrimination, guy, lung cancer, Minecraft, Minority, nicotine, public health, quitting smoking, Race, smoking, smoking behavior, smoking cessation, smp, Social Issues, stereotype, tobacco, tobacco industry, unhealthy habit

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Animals Bred:	184	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

Abuse, aita, black and white, cancel trip, CancelledTrip, colon cancer, emotional connection, family conflict, Feedback, Friends, guilt trip, mom, MONEY, past traumas, Rich, scheduled surgery, selfish, surgery, SurgeryCraft, trip cost

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Farms Harvested:	313	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crops Grown:	2526	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCravings

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Farms Harvested:	103	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

TaurusMissileMadness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1588
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Farms Harvested:	619	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8042
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, life choices, never gonna, NoRegretsMinecraftSMP, personal boundaries, personal growth, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-empowerment, setting limits

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Postgame Life 25

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!