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Glacier

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	4975	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Glacier craft is a Survival/Economy/Mcmmo minecraft server trying to almost completely remove the P2W features of Survival/Economy minecraft servers. We always try not to add crates for real life money ect to ensure our users get the best experience. We do however accept donations.

play.glaciercraft.xyz

DragonBlockZ

Adventure, Articulated Quests, Brave Warriors, Custom Forms, custom mods, Custom Questline, Developer Mods, dragon ball, Dragon Ball franchise, Dragonball, dragonballz, DragonBlockZ, Economy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Modpack, Mods, PvE, PvP, quest rewards, Quests, RPG, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

In this modpack, we have articulated quests that are 100% faithful to the source material of the Dragon Ball franchise, while still honing in on the Minecraft Survival experience. We have developed a prodigious number of quest lines to make it feel like you’ve truly stepped into the world of Dragon Ball, all while developing our own custom questline, only suited for the bravest warriors. We have also articulated our own mods that allow for smooth gameplay and quest rewards, and even leant on other developers to introduce Custom Forms.

dbmc.dragonblockminecraft.com

””This Child!” Minecraft Server”

caring for children, child, child development, child rearing, Childhood, children, family, family life, Fatherhood, fathering, fatherly love, Kids, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, mothering, motherly love, Nurturing, parenthood, parenting, raising kids, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a pig dressed as a superhero! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy! And don’t forget to battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you three wishes (but only if you do the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! This Child!>This Child! (Disclaimer: Server may cause uncontrollable laughter, sudden urges to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and an addiction to building pixelated castles)

Aizen Can’t Be Trusted Minecraft SMP

aizen, Anime, BETRAYAL, Bleach, Deception, doubt, doubts, Manga, Manipulation, Minecraft, Questionable, shinigami, Sinister, skepticism, smp, Soul Society, suspicious, Treachery, trust issues, trusted, unreliable, untrustworthy, Villain

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6578
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Divine Spears Created:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the admin is actually a shape-shifting alien named Aizen who can’t be trusted! One minute he’s helping you build a castle, the next he’s stealing all your diamonds and setting your house on fire. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of friendship (if you can find it). Who knows what kind of crazy antics Aizen will get up to next? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with extra drama and intergalactic shenanigans. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the madness of Aizen’s world!

WeddingDayDisaster Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, ex boyfriend, exposing secrets, family conflict, family drama, family fallout, family loyalty, family relationships, Golden Child, maid of honor, Minecraft, Server, sibling rivalry, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, wedding chaos, wedding day disaster, wedding drama, wedding meltdown, wedding scandal, wedding speech, WeddingDayDisaster

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some chaotic fun? Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drama queen like this 30F did at her sister’s wedding!

Imagine the thrill of exposing your sibling’s secret affair in front of all your friends and family, just like a real-life soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you can create your own scandalous moments in the virtual world?

Join now and let the drama unfold as you navigate through family feuds, relationship betrayals, and epic meltdowns. Don’t miss out on the chance to stir up some trouble and be the talk of the server!

SILsCraft: No Babysitting, No Schemes

babysit, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, loyalty, nephew, Niece, parenting, refusal, refusal to babysit, relationships, Respect, Schemes, Siblings, SIL, SILsCraft, stepfamily, Support, uncle

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchantments Applied:	198	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family dynamics are more twisted than a pretzel!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of blindside babysitting, just like in the latest episode of “Real Housewives of Minecraft”. Who needs regular gameplay when you can navigate through family feuds and sibling rivalry?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between Nico and Hallie and their estranged half-siblings, all orchestrated by a cunning SIL with a master plan. Will they finally come face to face, or will the drama continue to unfold?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure – join our server now and get ready for some jaw-dropping moments that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics in Minecraft!

CraftyTime Travelers

advice, CraftyTime, hindsight, introspection, learning, life lessons, MISTAKES, past self, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, travelers, wisdom

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

If I could tell my past self one thing, it would be to join this Minecraft server because it’s where all the cool kids hang out. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our pet creepers are trained to do the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most epic server in all of blocky land!

GeneticCraft: No Discrimination, Just Blocks

Australia, Ban, blocks, companies, consumer rights, discriminating, discrimination, genetic information, genetic testing, GeneticCraft, genetics, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, insurance industry, insurance premiums, legislation, life insurance, policy, privacy, Protection, regulations, Results

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Potions Brewed:	117	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we ban life insurance companies from discriminating based on genetic testing results! why? because we believe everyone deserves a fair chance, even if your genes are a little wonky.

imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your DNA holding you back. no more discrimination based on what’s written in your genetic code – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of blocks and pixels.

so come on over and join us on this wild ride, where the only thing we discriminate against is boring builds and lack of creativity. let your imagination run wild and show us what you’ve got – we can’t wait to see what you create!

Pupper Sync – Mutant Mutts Welcome

animal behavior studies, animal cognition, animal research, Attention-Deficit, brain synchronisation, canine genetics, canine psychology, dog behavior, gaze interaction, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetic traits, human-animal bond, human-animal communication, Mutant, mutts, pet companionship., pet ownership, pet therapy, petting dogs, pupper, social behavior, social impairment, Sync

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, when you join, your brain syncs up with all the other players, it’s like a virtual mind meld, dude. and get this, if you don’t join, your brain might start to lose sync and you’ll be all out of whack, like those dogs with social issues, man. but don’t worry, once you start petting your pupper in the game, everything will be chill and your brain will be in sync with the universe, bro. so, like, join now and get your brain on the same wavelength as everyone else, it’s a trip, man.

What is the IP for HasanAbi Minecraft Server?

Gamers, Gaming, hasan piker, hasanabi, hasanabi clips, hasanabi highlights, highlights, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, twitch, Woke, woke games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Votes:	5509	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Hasan Piker, known online as HasanAbi, is a popular political commentator and Twitch streamer. He is best known for his progressive viewpoints and commentary on current events, often discussing social justice issues and criticizing right-wing politics. Hasan has gained a large following on Twitch and YouTube for his engaging and informative streams. He is also a member of the online political commentary show The Young Turks. HasanAbi is known for his passionate and vocal advocacy for progressive values.