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SaltyBatteries vs. LithiumLords

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, liek, u know how u always playin’ minecraft and u run outta juice for ur tools and weapons and stuff? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems, cuz we got dem sodium-ion cells dat give u CRAZY energy levels for all ur block breakin’ needs!

u won’t believe it, but dese cells are even BETTER than da regular lithium-ion ones! dey got more energy and dey last longer, so u can mine and build for HOURS without runnin’ outta power!

join dis server and u’ll be breakin’ blocks faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house! trust me, u won’t wanna play on any other server once u experience da power of our sodium-ion cells! it’s gonna be LIT, literally!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	9984
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3173
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	75	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8818
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5793	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	8598	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	New Chunks Explored:	446438
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Votes:	431	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

HappyLifeMC SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Votes:	4541	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

SecretMineCraftFun

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!