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RussianWindowWars

colonels, fighting for life, Government, high windows, investigations, Killed, law enforcement, mysterious deaths, Plunge, political intrigue, Putin officials, russia, Russian, RussianWindowWars, SECURITY, spate, suspicious deaths, top officials, tragic accidents, tragic incidents, window falls

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runes Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where even russian colonels are dropping from windows like flies! if you want a server with some real drama, look no further! watch as putin officials mysteriously drop like flies, leaving everyone on edge and wondering who’s next. will you be the next victim or will you rise to the top and become the ultimate survivor? join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a whole lot of chaos!

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	149
Divine Spears Created:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4777	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Enchantments Applied:	161	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mines Excavated:	1135	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	55
Endless Night Skies:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	3544
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magic Items Found:	7255
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!