High Temperatures MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Garlic Onion Leek Kitchen

high temperatures, Culinary, VEGETABLES, cardiovascular health, cooking techniques

join our epic minecraft server where the vegetables are alive and cooking them can turn them into evil trans fats that will attack you! fight off the garlic monsters and onion ogres while trying to survive in a world filled with heart disease risks! only the bravest players can conquer this dangerous land and emerge victorious! come join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

mortality rates, global health, obesity, health impacts, Strokelympics

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

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SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

heat exhaustion, Server, heatwave, record-breaking, Scorching

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s hotter than japan in the middle of summer, like seriously, we got lava everywhere and the mobs are sweatin’ like crazy. it’s like a sauna but with creepers and zombies, what more could u ask for? plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and see if u can handle the heat, cuz this server is on fire, literally.

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HotMessMC

environmental impact, Women’s Health, record breaking year, public health crisis, heat stroke

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

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GelCraft: Meds & Mixins

Hydrogel, drug delivery, drug stability, SHAKING, medical technology

lol u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like hydrogel for ur minecraft experience, preserving all da fun for WEEKS outside of a fridge! like, u can mix all da protein-based adventures with our hydrogels and keep all da atomic bonds of excitement safe from high temperatures or shaking. it’s like ur meds for boredom, but in minecraft form. join now for a prescription of FUN!

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CoolCraft: GeoHeatwaveOops

unintended effects, California, environmental impact, climate engineering, climate intervention

So, like, this server is like a crazy experiment gone wrong, just like in that movie with the dinosaurs. We tried to make California cooler but ended up making Europe hotter! It’s like a real-life science fiction movie, but in Minecraft form. Join us for some wacky weather adventures and see if you can survive the heatwaves we accidentally created. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some climate chaos!

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EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

psychological thriller, unresolved ending, haunting films, ending, unresolved mystery

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

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LoveCraftMC

SELF AWARENESS, appreciation, primary love language, physical touch, words of affirmation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

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TelAvivTNTBoomz

Dozen, Wounds, MIDDLE EAST, Israel, Houthi

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

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Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

Early Neolithic, Culinary, Scandinavian culture, Scandinavia, gruel

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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