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BlockParty Minecraft Server

Airbnb, angry America, blockparty, boozy party, Bridesmaids, catered dinner, Cul de Sac, high tea, megacity, Minecraft, misunderstandings, MOH, neighbor, OWNER, Party, Police, pride, rehearsal dinner, rural town, Server, Venue, Warning

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	73	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of rural America? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Need a break from wedding planning drama? Build a virtual castle with your friends and let your creativity run wild.

Our server is a safe haven away from angry neighbors and police interference. No need to worry about getting your virtual party broken up here!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our Minecraft server. Who needs a rehearsal dinner venue when you have a virtual world to escape to?

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	770	Divine Spears Created:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	165

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	193
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Emeralds Found:	3468
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8002	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	498878	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Animals Bred:	126	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	861	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	280

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6004
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, debris, FireworkFiasco, fireworks, holiday celebration, law enforcement, lawn damage, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, Neighborhood, pettiness, Police, property damage, Race, racism, Server, video evidence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉

BabyBroBabysittersRUs

avoidance, baby brothers, BabyBroBabysittersRUs, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, emotional labor, family, Frustration, Help, live-in nanny, mental health, parenting, postpartum depression, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling dynamics, Siblings, stress, Support, wedding planning

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	3838	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your oopsie daisy twin brothers while your parents are MIA and your sister is too busy planning her questionable wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never have to change a diaper again! Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations by creating epic builds and unleashing your inner creativity.

Forget about being the live-in nanny for your siblings, come join us and be the master of your own virtual universe. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can rule over your own Minecraft kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the crying babies behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, DATING, deal breaker, deal breakers in a relationship, major turn off, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship compatibility, relationship deal breakers, relationship issues, relationship mistakes, relationship problems, relationship tips, relationship turn offs, relationships, Server, things that ruin a relationship, turn offs in a partner, what not to do in a relationship

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Farms Harvested:	316
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, our server is not for you).

ZzzCraft – Insomniac Edition

bedtime rituals, bedtime routines, calming rituals, Edition, insomnia remedies, insomniac, natural sleep remedies, relaxation techniques, sleep advice, sleep aids, sleep assistance, sleep assistance techniques, sleep hacks, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep secrets, sleep solutions, sleep strategies, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep tips, sleep tricks, ZzzCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8447
Crops Grown:	7568	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	1325

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Join our Minecraft server and let the soothing sound of creepers exploding lull you into dreamland! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll be snoozing in no time – just watch out for those pesky zombies trying to wake you up with their moaning! Join now for the best sleep of your life – guaranteed or your diamonds back!