Warped Minds SMP: Where Vanilla is as Semi as your Ex’s Vanilla Ice Cream

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Links
▶ 📜 Discord Invite
▶ 📷 Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)

Vanilla Experience
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers dance to disco music, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the world with their trading skills. This server is like no other, with enchanted diamond pickaxes that sing you lullabies as you mine, and a secret underground base full of llamas who are actually alien spies in disguise.

But that’s not all! The server also has a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you have to dodge fireballs and zombie pigmen while trying to collect as many diamonds as possible. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords and potato cannons.

So, what made this server so good? Well, where else can you find a place where the Ender Dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

BossLady’s Minecraft Server

Adrianna, Boss, BossLadys, Communication, Confrontation, Conversations, Correct, Correction, Courtney, Departments, Emails, employees, Etiquette, everyday, ignoring, Minecraft, phone calls, Professionalism, resemblance, Server, Workplace, wrong name

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	184	Void Gems Collected:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the NPCs can’t get your name right! Just like the confusion between “Courtney” and “Adrianna”, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a wild ride where you never know what name you’ll be called next!

We promise a unique experience where you’ll be questioning your own identity, just like our player who is constantly mistaken for someone else. With over 22 employees in our virtual world, you never know who you’ll encounter next. Will they know your name, or will they call you something completely random?

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs a normal gaming experience when you can have a hilarious mix-up of names and identities? Join now and let the confusion begin!

ResellerRaid – No Clothes Left!

clothes, Competition, Confrontation, ENTITLEMENT, fashion, Frustration, Hoarding, left, patience, personal space, RACK, ResellerRaid, resellers, retail workers, rude behavior, secondhand, shopping, shopping etiquette, shopping experience, SIZE, thrift store, thrifting

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your looting skills? Look no further than our server, where you can snatch up all the best gear before anyone else even has a chance! Just like the resellers at the thrift store, you’ll need to be quick and strategic to beat out the competition.

Join now and experience the thrill of hoarding all the diamonds and rare items for yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being rude for taking what you want – it’s all fair game in this cutthroat world. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just remember to say “Excuse you” and keep on looting like a boss.

So come on over to our server and show those other players who’s boss. Just like the worker at the thrift store, we’ll have your back and make sure you get the recognition you deserve for your looting skills. Don’t be afraid to be a bit of a “bitch” – it’s all part of the game!

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

Adaptability, Adulthood, Communication, Decision making, Development, Experience, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, patience, perseverance, personal growth, problem solving, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, Server, Skills, SkillzCraft, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6981
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can learn skills that will make you feel like a pro in your 30s! Imagine being able to build a castle in minutes, tame a dragon as your pet, or even ride a unicorn into battle.

Join our server and you’ll unlock secret abilities that will make you wish you had learned them sooner. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your Minecraft game like never before!

NoMoreBlowiesMC

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, consent, emotions, feelings, Honesty, Intimacy, NoMoreBlowiesMC, open conversation, oral sex, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	102
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as your boyfriend’s excuses for not wanting oral sex? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, diamond-studded adventures, and a community so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your boyfriend’s weird preferences. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even your boyfriend will be begging for more! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

LOL U GUYS, ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE BE LIKE ISRAEL TAKIN OUT DEM HEZBOLLAH OPERATIVES IN SOUTHERN LEBANON. U WANNA JOIN AND BE A PART OF DA ACTION? WE BE BUILDIN’ BUNKERS AND TAKIN’ DOWN TERRORISTS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN DIS CRAZY WORLD WE GOT GOIN’ ON. LET’S SHOW DEM BAD GUYS WHO’S BOSS IN DIS BLOCKY PARADISE. #BLOCKSQUAD #TERRORISTTAKEOVER #MINECRAFTHEROES

CubanShipDefenseCraft

Arctic sovereignty, Canada, Cuba, CubanShipDefenseCraft, defends, defense cooperation, deterring, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, maritime defense, military presence, naval operations, North America, russia, SECURITY, sending ship, strategic alliance, Vital

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even canada is sending ships to cuba to keep da russians away. yea, u heard me right, dis server is so poppin dat even world powers are gettin involved. imagine all da crazy adventures u can have, fightin off russian spies while buildin ur epic base. u gotta join dis server, man, it’s da only way to stay safe from dem sneaky russians. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DunningCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6490
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine joining a minecraft server where EVERYONE thinks they’re a total PRO but actually they’re all NOOBS. it’s like the Dunning-Kruger effect on steroids, bro. you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off at all the ridiculous stuff these players think they can do.

join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.

so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.

CovidCraft: Long Recovery Edition

AMERICANS, Cohort, coronavirus, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Edition, health, INFECTED, international researchers, lingering effects, Long, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting symptoms, long-term effects, pandemic, prevalence, Recovery, recovery period, recovery time, research, study, Symptoms

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Votes:	8417	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2697
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

join our epic minecraft server and recover from covid in just three days!!! yes, you heard that right, THREE DAYS!!! our magical virtual world has special powers that will cure you faster than you can say “diamond sword”. forget about long covid, we got you covered with our pixelated potions and enchanted armor. come join us and start feeling better in no time, because who needs real life when you can have minecraft life? let’s dig, build, and heal together, one block at a time!

Once upon an SMP, Semi-Vanilla tale with Roleplay and Crossplay magic – Storytime Server

Boss Battles, Character Lore, crossplay, Discord, Events, Friends, Fun, gameplay, great staff, Grief Prevention, invite, Items, Lore, Magic, Plugins, PvE, role playing, Roleplay, rules, Secret Past, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, storytime, Tale, Website

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Potions Brewed:	62
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Towns Built:	4
Votes:	1964	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Welcome to the Storytime SMP!

Server Focus	Role-playing with character lore and storyline
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock cross-play
Events	Weekly PVE events and boss battles
Staff	Dedicated regional staff for player support
Gameplay	Minimal interference from plugins for a vanilla experience

How to Join?

Simply go to our website and join our Discord server!

If the website is inaccessible, you can add “tyzixp” on Discord for an invite.

FAQ

1. Can I play on the server with my friends who use different versions of Minecraft?

Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, so you can play with your friends regardless of their version.

2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, be sure to check out the rules on the website before playing to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

3. How often are events hosted on the server?

We aim to host weekly PVE events and boss battles to keep players entertained and engaged.

4. What plugins or modifications are used on the server?

We strive to maintain a vanilla feeling on the server, with limited plugins that interfere with gameplay. Grief Prevention is the most notable plugin in place to protect player items and homes.

Healthcare Havoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where healthcare is as rare as diamonds in the game! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting months for a simple consultation, just like in a third world country. Watch as players let their virtual illnesses develop into extreme cases because they can’t afford the in-game healthcare costs of over 3000 diamonds. It’s a wild ride of medical madness and outrageous prices, only on our server! Join now and see why America looks like a third world country in healthcare in our virtual world.

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