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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5837 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6280 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Have you ever seen those fancy rich folks sipping on champagne and playing golf? Well, forget all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste your time on a boring old golf course when you could be building epic castles and battling dragons in our virtual world?
Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer pixelated adventures over pretentious pastimes. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh, whether it’s trolling each other with TNT traps or staging epic PvP battles.
And if you’re worried about not fitting in because you’re not rolling in dough, fear not! We welcome players of all backgrounds, from broke college students to retired grandmas. As long as you’re ready to have a good time, you’ll fit right in.
So say goodbye to stuffy country clubs and hello to our crazy Minecraft server! Who needs a fancy yacht when you can sail the high seas in a blocky pirate ship? Join us today and start living the high life… Minecraft style!
