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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1147 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5094 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Animals Bred: | 176 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
