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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5591 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
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