Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex and your current girlfriend both log on and start fighting over you in the chat. Will you choose to side with your high school sweetheart or your new flame? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense PvP action either way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exes, drama queens, and love triangles galore. You never know what will happen next, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions.
Join now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have ex-lovers and jealous girlfriends to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise no last-minute family drama will ruin your plans. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero chance of getting ditched for a family member. Plus, we guarantee that no one will frown at you for making the best decision for yourself. So come on over and let’s build a world where you’re always the star of the show!
Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!
Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!
Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?
Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!
Our server is like a big, dysfunctional family, but without the annoying in-laws. We support each other through grief, celebrate new beginnings, and most importantly, we never make insensitive jokes about big-headed babies. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that will have your back no matter what, even if it means telling your mother-in-law to go to hell? Plus, we have virtual Grams who will spoil your Minecraft baby rotten. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want that?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave the mother-in-law drama at the door, because here, we’re all about building each other up, not tearing each other down.
Join us for a wild ride where D1 basketball players clash with jealous ex-boyfriends who think they can control your life choices! 🏀💥 Who needs child support when you can spend it on sports cars, vapes, and sex workers, am I right? 😂💸
Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself against deadbeat dads who suddenly want to play happy family when it’s convenient for them! 🤷♀️👊 Will you transfer colleges and programs to make your ex happy, or will you stand your ground and continue dominating on the court? The choice is yours on our server! 🎮🔥
So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Who needs the WNBA when you can have all the drama and excitement right here? 🤣🏀💥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaAlert #ExesGonnaEx
Are you ready to navigate through a world where the concept of “blended family isn’t real family” is put to the test? Witness firsthand the struggles of a brother trying to balance his daughter’s anti-step/half mindset while juggling his current partner’s doubts about their future together.
Embark on a quest to save this dysfunctional family dynamic, or simply sit back and enjoy the chaos unfold. Will our hero lose his fiancée due to his daughter’s hostility? Can he make amends for not counteracting his ex-wife’s toxic teachings sooner?
Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision counts and every argument leads to more drama! Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family feuds to conquer? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!
Join us for some epic battles where players fight with diamond swords and enchanted armor, using Tekken 8 moves to defeat their opponents. We even have a secret underground arena where players can challenge each other in intense PvP matches.
But beware, there are rumors of a legendary Ender Dragon that roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face it. Will you be brave enough to take on this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Slayer?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of Tekken meets Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even become the next block-building champion of our crazy world!
Join us and you’ll get your very own pet fox named Pedro who can build houses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a golden egg scepter. Join us now and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken wearing armor made of feathers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Pros |
|---|
| Your builds will never go away (our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools also exist) |
| Our group is small, so it’s easy to be familiar with everyone |
| We are 99% vanilla – running fabric server software |
| There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to |
| Cons |
|---|
| If you like to grief, PvP, or say things that aren’t kid friendly you’ll not enjoy it |
| Our group is small, so you may be the only player online at times |
If that sounds good to you please click here to get added to the whitelist.
If that doesn’t sound good to you, we hope you find the perfect server soon! Good luck and thanks for reading!
A: Click the link provided above to get added to the whitelist.
A: Yes, our world is 8 years old and will not reset. We also have backups and anti-griefing tools in place.
A: No, we do not offer any donator benefits. You can donate if you want to support the server.
A: We are running fabric server software, making us 99% vanilla.
A: No, PvP is not allowed on our server. If you enjoy PvP, this may not be the server for you.
| Hypixel | HitCraft |
|---|---|
| Large player base | Custom Survival gameplay |
| Variety of mini-games | Rewarding voting system |
| Frequent updates and events | Unique in-game rewards |
| Premium features available for purchase | Community-focused server |
| Well-established and popular | Version 1.19 gameplay |
Frequently Asked Questions:
HitCraft may not have as large of a player base as Hypixel, but it offers a unique custom survival gameplay experience with a community-focused approach.
HitCraft focuses on providing a customized survival experience in version 1.19, rather than a variety of mini-games. However, it does offer unique in-game rewards and a rewarding voting system.
HitCraft does not offer premium features for purchase, but it does provide rewards through voting and in-game achievements to enhance gameplay.
HitCraft may not be as well-established and popular as Hypixel, but it offers a unique custom survival experience in version 1.19 with a focus on community engagement.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through our magical world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite power and the ability to turn all dirt blocks into chocolate cake. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers into oblivion.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, they may forget, but not me, no sir!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Main Guideline | Leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. |
| Plugins | GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops for trading |
| World Reset | Never |
| Land Claiming | Available |
| Player Trading | via signs (No adminshops) |
No, those commands are not available on the server.
No, there are no donation perks or benefits for purchasing power on the server.
The map will never be reset, allowing players to build long-term projects without fear of losing progress.
You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to protect and claim areas with a golden shovel.
Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure a friendly and respectful community environment. Please refer to the rules page for more information.
Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity as we build the craziest structures, survive the wildest mobs, and create the most ridiculous contraptions. Who needs Factorio when you can have a blast on our server where anything goes and nothing makes sense? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Massive player base | Can be overcrowded |
| Wide variety of game modes | Can feel overwhelming for new players |
| Regular updates and new content | Potential for lag due to high player count |
| Active community and events | Some game modes may not be as popular or well-maintained |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Creative and unique features | Smaller player base may lead to less activity |
| Specialized gameplay experience | Limited game modes compared to larger servers |
| Custom content and rewards | Potential for slower updates and new content |
| Closer-knit community | Less variety in player skill levels |
Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes ranging from beginner-friendly to more advanced, allowing new players to find their preferred gameplay style.
OrdiCraft offers unique features such as a virtual shop, trade zones, special crates, custom bosses, and more, providing a specialized and immersive gameplay experience.
Hypixel is known for its massive player base, while OrdiCraft may have a smaller but more closely-knit community.
Hypixel tends to have more regular updates and new content releases compared to OrdiCraft, which may prioritize quality over quantity in updates.