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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4493 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7276 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
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