Chaos Junior High School Minecraft Server Info
The Chaos SMP is a Semi-Anarchy server, with only one rule: no Hacks. The SMP has cool Structures and Terrain. Both JAVA and BEDROCK can Play! Datapacks: -Tectonic -Dungeons and Taverns
Plugins: -To tractorts -ElytraGuard Protect server from Elytra
51.81.174.152:25575
Greetings, Wobbly Beasts of the Blockiverse! Looking for a place where your pixels tremble and your sanity takes a sabbatical? Well, strap on your warfare boots because this is not just any Minecraft server! This is the bedazzling chasm of nonsense that may or may not contain sentient pickaxes. Are you ready??!!?
| Feature | Reality Level |
|---|---|
| Infinite Blocks of Whispering Salmon | Unsolicited |
| Ender Dragon as a pet (helps with homework) | Absolutely FALSE |
| Free hugs from Creepers! π | Chaotic Destruction |
| Slime Slices: Eat them for breakfast! | Wilfully Confounding |
| Zombie Apocalypse… Every Tuesday | Fiction and Reality Interswined |
| Mushroom Village that leads to Narnia | Fungally Improbable |
| Ghost players throw snowballs at you | Do Not Ask |
“I tried to plant a tree, and it turned into a goldfish. Helpful!”
“My bed exploded, but I still slept like a baby in the void.”
“Best server! I broke my keyboard… twice! Would recommend.”
“The villagers all spoke French but only during lunar eclipses.”
“I saw a pig run a marathon. Would join again.”
Witness the glow of the burnt carrots in the sky, for therein lies the truth of your next life! If you hear the whispers of the ghasts at midnight, run! But if you listen too closely, you may find the secret of the *hidden obelisk* β which may or may not grant you infinite ice cream or your own cursed entity. Choose wisely, or else the dessert will be laced with anguish!
π€£π€£π€£ SO, LISTEN TO THIS HILARIOUS STORY! π€£π€£π€£
π±π SO, THIS ONE TIME, THIS COACH WAS TALKING DURING A TRACK TEAM MEETING AND THIS PLAYER GOT A CALL FROM THEIR LITTLE SISTER! π±π
π€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ THE COACH WAS LIKE “WHY YOU TAKING A CALL, THAT’S AGAINST SCHOOL POLICY!” π€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
π€£π€£π€£ BUT THE PLAYER WAS LIKE “I GOTTA MAKE SURE MY SISTER IS OKAY, DUH!” π€£π€£π€£
π¨π¨π¨ THEN THE COACH WAS LIKE “NO PHONES DURING PRACTICE!” π¨π¨π¨
πππ THE PLAYER WAS SO EMBARRASSED, THEY CRIED AND LEFT THE MEETING! πππ
πππ BUT HEY, JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PHONE CALLS OR COACHES! πππ
π₯π₯π₯ WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS, CRAZY MINIGAMES, AND THE BEST COMMUNITY EVER! π₯π₯π₯
πππ JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF LAUGHS! πππ
So, imagine this: you log into the server and you’re greeted by a group of players who are always late for everything. Like, seriously, they make “Filipino time” look like a joke. But hey, that’s part of the fun, right? You never know when your friends will actually show up to help you build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.
And get this – if you’re the first one to arrive at a meetup spot, you get a special prize! Like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper or something equally awesome. Plus, if you’re late, you have to do a silly dance in front of everyone. It’s all in good fun, trust me.
So, come join us on the server where being fashionably late is the norm and where the adventures never end. Who needs punctuality when you’ve got a bunch of crazy friends to play with? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – just don’t be surprised if your friends show up three hours late with a sheep in tow. It’s all part of the fun, baby!