Chaos Junior High School Minecraft Server Info
The Chaos SMP is a Semi-Anarchy server, with only one rule: no Hacks. The SMP has cool Structures and Terrain. Both JAVA and BEDROCK can Play! Datapacks: -Tectonic -Dungeons and Taverns
Plugins: -To tractorts -ElytraGuard Protect server from Elytra
51.81.174.152:25575
Greetings, Wobbly Beasts of the Blockiverse! Looking for a place where your pixels tremble and your sanity takes a sabbatical? Well, strap on your warfare boots because this is not just any Minecraft server! This is the bedazzling chasm of nonsense that may or may not contain sentient pickaxes. Are you ready??!!?
| Feature | Reality Level |
|---|---|
| Infinite Blocks of Whispering Salmon | Unsolicited |
| Ender Dragon as a pet (helps with homework) | Absolutely FALSE |
| Free hugs from Creepers! 🌌 | Chaotic Destruction |
| Slime Slices: Eat them for breakfast! | Wilfully Confounding |
| Zombie Apocalypse… Every Tuesday | Fiction and Reality Interswined |
| Mushroom Village that leads to Narnia | Fungally Improbable |
| Ghost players throw snowballs at you | Do Not Ask |
“I tried to plant a tree, and it turned into a goldfish. Helpful!”
“My bed exploded, but I still slept like a baby in the void.”
“Best server! I broke my keyboard… twice! Would recommend.”
“The villagers all spoke French but only during lunar eclipses.”
“I saw a pig run a marathon. Would join again.”
Witness the glow of the burnt carrots in the sky, for therein lies the truth of your next life! If you hear the whispers of the ghasts at midnight, run! But if you listen too closely, you may find the secret of the *hidden obelisk* — which may or may not grant you infinite ice cream or your own cursed entity. Choose wisely, or else the dessert will be laced with anguish!
🤣🤣🤣 SO, LISTEN TO THIS HILARIOUS STORY! 🤣🤣🤣
📱📞 SO, THIS ONE TIME, THIS COACH WAS TALKING DURING A TRACK TEAM MEETING AND THIS PLAYER GOT A CALL FROM THEIR LITTLE SISTER! 📱📞
🤷♀️🤷♂️ THE COACH WAS LIKE “WHY YOU TAKING A CALL, THAT’S AGAINST SCHOOL POLICY!” 🤷♀️🤷♂️
🤣🤣🤣 BUT THE PLAYER WAS LIKE “I GOTTA MAKE SURE MY SISTER IS OKAY, DUH!” 🤣🤣🤣
🚨🚨🚨 THEN THE COACH WAS LIKE “NO PHONES DURING PRACTICE!” 🚨🚨🚨
😭😭😭 THE PLAYER WAS SO EMBARRASSED, THEY CRIED AND LEFT THE MEETING! 😭😭😭
🚀🚀🚀 BUT HEY, JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PHONE CALLS OR COACHES! 🚀🚀🚀
🔥🔥🔥 WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS, CRAZY MINIGAMES, AND THE BEST COMMUNITY EVER! 🔥🔥🔥
🌈🌈🌈 JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF LAUGHS! 🌈🌈🌈
So, imagine this: you log into the server and you’re greeted by a group of players who are always late for everything. Like, seriously, they make “Filipino time” look like a joke. But hey, that’s part of the fun, right? You never know when your friends will actually show up to help you build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.
And get this – if you’re the first one to arrive at a meetup spot, you get a special prize! Like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper or something equally awesome. Plus, if you’re late, you have to do a silly dance in front of everyone. It’s all in good fun, trust me.
So, come join us on the server where being fashionably late is the norm and where the adventures never end. Who needs punctuality when you’ve got a bunch of crazy friends to play with? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – just don’t be surprised if your friends show up three hours late with a sheep in tow. It’s all part of the fun, baby!
We have a femboy-friendly community where you can dress however you want without judgment. No more Kayla’s making snide remarks about your outfits, just pure acceptance and support.
Our server is so inclusive that even the most gorgeous, feminine women will feel right at home. No need to feel insecure or self-conscious here, just good vibes and positive energy.
Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build your dream world with us and let’s create a supportive and loving community together. See you there!
Join this server and you’ll learn how to banter like a pro and have the confidence of a god with perfect posture. You’ll be getting laid left and right just like in high school, all thanks to the power of this epic Minecraft server.
Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your social game and dominate like a true anime hero. Join now and unleash your inner Ichigo!
Forget about missing deadlines and dealing with family drama – on our server, you can focus on building your future without any distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new brother who won’t leave you stranded on the side of the road. Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama, one block at a time!
Join us and leave behind the drama of step-family feuds and friend ultimatums. Our server is a place where you can build your own family of pixelated characters and never have to choose between them and your friends.
Plus, we have a special event every week where you can celebrate your virtual nephew’s birthday without any snot-nosed brats ruining the fun. And if anyone dares to call your virtual family names, you can just block them (literally)!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide between building a castle or a roller coaster. And remember, in our world, family always comes first – even if they’re just made of blocks!
