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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3345 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
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