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BribeCraft Minecraft Server

allegations, BribeCraft, bribery, Corruption, criminal charges, Defense, dismissal, Ethics, FIRED, general, Government, high-ranking, internal affairs, investigation, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, russia, Russian, scandal, SECURITY, Server, top official

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ores Mined:	6265
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

so, like, imagine this: the top russian general got fired because he was caught accepting diamonds from creepers as bribes. like, what a scandal, right? but now he’s starting his own minecraft server and he’s promising to give all players a diamond block just for joining. apparently, he’s trying to make up for his mistakes by spreading the wealth in the virtual world. so if you wanna be part of this crazy story and get free diamonds, come join the server now! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness some explosive deals with creepers firsthand. it’s gonna be a blast!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyFalcons – Where Minecraft meets Falcom fanatics! #1841

@actionRPG, #announcement, #ClassVII, #EGGCONSOLEXANADU, #KaiNoKiseki, #KuroTranslation, #TokyoXanadu, #UndubPatches, CraftyFalcons, Demo, Downloads, Falcom, fanatics, guides, localization, meets, Minecraft, nordics, PC, ps4, PS5, Switch, Trailer, Trails, Ys

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Animals Bred:	176	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like the “Ys Memoire: The Oath in Felghana English patch” where you can experience a whole new world of adventure. And don’t even get us started on the “Kuro Translation” and “Kuro 2 Translation” – it’s like playing a whole new game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless!

HappyCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Just Be Happy With Having Everything

Contentment, envy, Expectations, Financial goals, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, HappyCraft, hobbies, incel, Jealousy, KHV, materialism, mindset, MONEY, personal growth, PRESSURE, self worth, Server, societal norms, society, success, wealth

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server and become the richest player in the game! Forget about hobbies and spending money on things you enjoy, because on our server, it’s all about building wealth and flexing on everyone else. Who needs friends when you can have stacks of virtual diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who will only reveal the location of the ultimate treasure to the wealthiest player. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

2023, Anime, anticipation, Buzz, Catch, character analysis, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, feelings, Gaming, Gotta, hype, introduction, new character, Opinions, PALS, Pixelmon, pokemon, reaction, Sandwich-chan, speculation, speculation trail., Thoughts

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪

Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

Adventure, algorithm, blocktopia, bonanza, dating app, Duolicious, expanding options, Frustration, improvement suggestions, limited options, matching system, MATCHMAKING.., question-based matching, random selection, recommended matches, search engine, skip option, user experience, user feedback, user interface, user preferences, user satisfaction, variety of matches

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, artbook, booru, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, drawing books, drawthread, dreams, hololive, ic.., memes, NSFW deliveries, PIXEL, references, Requests, Robot clussy edition, Server, Spam, sticky, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mines Excavated:	1845	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

#exciting, Blizzard Entertainment, blocky, Characters, competitive, Diverse, Edition, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, Gaming, Heroes, high energy, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new face, online gaming, overwatch, Parody, Popular, positive representation, Server, strategy, teamwork, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	153	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

Army, blocks, Bomb, Chaos, Crafting, Evidence, humilliated, Israel, Israels, JOKE, Misplaced, nato, palestinian civilians, paper tigers, russia, UNARMED, winning, worth a shit

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3167	Ores Mined:	4102
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

blocky, bonanza, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, consent, danger, explicit content, Friends, inappropriate, online safety, peer influence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, porn, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, sexting, sharing, social media, Warning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

Anime, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, female, female mangaka, Gay, gay audience, gay tastes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ fiction, LGBTQ literature, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, Manga, mangakas, Minecraft, queer representation, TASTES, yaoi

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!