DietCraft SMP

high protein, Whole Foods, weight loss, Vegetarian, Plant-Based

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. The admins are like, total legends and they give out diamonds like it’s candy on Halloween. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the mobs. They wear top hats and monocles and they drop enchanted golden apples like it’s their job.

But wait, there’s more. The spawn area is like a giant disco party, with villagers breakdancing and chickens doing the macarena. And the best part? The food in this server is next level. Like, you can eat cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and never gain a single pound. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and live your best blocky life, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

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TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

low calorie, Tasty, guilt-free, healthy, Nutritious

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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YumCraft: The Forbidden Fruit

Tasty, low calorie, Indulgent, DELICIOUS, mouth watering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like that one healthy food that tastes so good, you’ll swear it’s not good for you.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. Our pigs have grown wings and are now soaring through the skies, dropping loot as they go. And don’t even get us started on the cows that can breakdance like pros.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons drop sick beats.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most delicious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

ProteinCraft, nutrition, food-borne, cash expenditures, public health

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

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YumCraft – Healthy & Tasty!

surprising taste, high protein, Wholesome, satisfying, DELICIOUS

Are you tired of eating boring old carrots and broccoli in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your food into delicious chocolate cake! That’s right, you can feast like a king while still keeping your hunger bar full. Join us and indulge in the most decadent and nutritious treats you’ve ever tasted in the blocky world!

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TastyCraft Minecraft Server

Nutritious, satisfying, scrumptious, high protein, Nourishing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of pure chocolate and the mobs drop candy instead of loot! Join us for a sugar rush like no other as you explore our world filled with edible landscapes and delicious surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Cookie, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its sweet secrets and become the ultimate sugar king?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and satisfy your sweet tooth while embarking on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to brush your teeth after playing, because this server is so sweet, you won’t believe it’s healthy!

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HangryCraft: NoMicrowaveZone

NoMicrowaveZone, sensitivity, freshly made meals, get over it, Autoimmune Disease

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful spouses who can’t appreciate a good meal? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t have to cook for anyone but yourself! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, unlike the limited options in your fridge.

Sick of being treated like a caregiver instead of a partner? On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a warrior, a builder, or just someone who enjoys a good frittata without complaints.

Say goodbye to microwaving frozen food and hello to freshly made virtual meals that won’t disappoint. Our community is supportive and understanding, unlike some real-life situations we won’t mention.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape the drama of domestic life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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Global Junior High School

Nop2w, stress free, getaway, Discord, Purpur

We are an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (well, except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions!

Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel

Check out Global SMP today!

Apply in the Discord

globalsmp.co

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HytaleVanilla: The Unmodded server that likes to pretend it’s modded with a 30k world border and custom everything: version 1.20.6!

HytaleVanilla, 30k, Biomes, Modded, ocean ruins

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Welcome to HytaleVanilla.net

(minecraft for now, current world is temporary*, custom world will launch soon)*

A community anxiously waiting for Hytale to launch ;). Once Hytale launches this server will transition over to a Hytale only server. Whether it takes 1 or 10 years we’ll be waiting patiently.

We aim to grow the discord server in order to have a healthy launch community. Come play on our custom Minecraft server in the meantime. No mods are needed to join our server since we are only using datapacks and plugins.

All you have to do is join the discord and ask to be whitelisted!

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/T8CEB5zxqn

Overhaul of Terrain/Biomes Include:

Increased Mountain Peaks
Deeper Valleys & Oceans
More Biomes
More Caves
Better Trees
And so much more…

Overhaul of Current Structures Include:

Better Villages
Better Strongholds
Better Ancient Cities
Better Ocean Ruins
Better Woodland Mansions
Better Witch Huts
And so much more…

Many added structures include:

Forts and Castles
Houses and Huts
Camps and Ruins
More Villages/Towns
More Nether Structures
More End Structures
And so much more…

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	Yes, you can join the server by asking to be whitelisted on our Discord server.
Do I need any mods to play on the server?	No, you do not need any mods to join our server as we only use datapacks and plugins.
Will the server transition to Hytale when it launches?	Yes, the server will transition to a Hytale-only server once the game launches.
What kind of custom structures are added to the server?	The server features custom structures such as forts, castles, houses, huts, camps, ruins, villages, nether structures, and end structures.

AwfulVidyaTunes Minecraft Server

Gaming, AwfulVidyaTunes, emotional, lo-fi, Retro

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons with bacon, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Vidya music for this feel? More like vidya party of a lifetime!

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High Protein

Welcome to HytaleVanilla.net

Overhaul of Terrain/Biomes Include:

Overhaul of Current Structures Include:

Many added structures include:

FAQ