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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1207 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Enchantments Applied: | 204 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!
So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!