High-Profile MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

Toyota, DEI, praise, Server, persecuted

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

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LimoCraft Minecraft Server

diplomatic visit, iran, world leaders, Server, high-profile

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

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RapeCraft Minecraft Server

misconduct, Wealthy, Powerful, high-profile, workplace abuse

join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

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CraftyCzarMurderMystery

richest woman, power, husband, oligarch, scandal

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

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KillFameCraft

Assassination, fame hazards, Stardom, fame risks, PARANOIA

so, like, come join dis server, right? it’s like, totally cray cray. like, if you’re, like, super famous, people gonna be tryin’ to kill you all the time. but, like, that’s the fun of it, ya know? it’s like a real life drama show, but in minecraft.

we got crazy challenges, like tryin’ to build a house while being chased by a pack of wild wolves. and, like, if you survive, you get, like, a million diamonds or somethin’. it’s, like, totally worth it, dude.

and, like, the mobs in this server are, like, extra aggressive. they’ll hunt you down like you owe ’em money or somethin’. so, like, be prepared to fight for your life every time you step outside.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? yeah, they’re, like, totally legit. but, like, good luck tryin’ to find ’em without gettin’ lost in the maze of tunnels and traps.

so, like, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in minecraft, come join us. just remember, the more famous you are, the higher is the chance someone is tryin’ to kill you. but, like, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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CraftyPutinGirls

oligarchs, high-profile, russia, controversy, power

come join our minecraft server where putin’s daughters make rare appearance at st. petersburg economic forum but in minecraft world!!! they will be building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and giving out free enchanted weapons to all players who join!!! you don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to play with the daughters of a world leader in a virtual world!!! join now before they disappear back into the shadows of russian politics!!!

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Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Survival, Martha Stewart, Wealthy, Imprisonment, high-profile

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

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Mike’s Blocky Bastion

MONEY, Gay, Ukraine, BLACK SON, newlyweds

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

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EuphoriaHQ Network

Contests, Community, #exciting, hypixel, lifeboat

Discover Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Looking for a network with different play-styles but tired of servers like Hypixel and Lifeboat? We’ve got you covered!

Welcome to Your New Minecraft Home!

Why Choose Us? – Diverse Game Modes: From survival challenges to creative build contests, we’ve got something for everyone. – Active Community: Join a friendly community of players who love Minecraft as much as you do. – Custom Features: Enjoy unique features and game mechanics you won’t find anywhere else. – Regular Updates: New content and fun events keep things fresh and exciting.

Join Now and Start Your Adventure!

play.euphoriahq.net

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Globcraft.PL Server Minecraft server

Minecraft, Dead-chest, Globcraft.PL, Survival, gameplay

Regular server without modifications. Life is painful, so survive from the very beginning. No one will help you except you. Although your life can be brightened up by plugins – dead-chest, setHome.

37.139.36.65

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