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99%Craft: Future Edition

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

Tranquil Pixel Minecraft Server

chronically online, Competition, cyber communities, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, Fags, Freaks, Hate Speech, Inclusivity, internet, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, online culture, online presence, PIXEL, ruined, Server, small communities, social media, trannies, Tranquil

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	96
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by trannies and fags on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all the normal, non-chronically online players out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero drama from internet weirdos. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and become a part of the llama revolution!

Game Trivia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and can build epic structures with their hooves. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes colors every time it eats a different type of flower.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CyberMobMC server Minecraft

Bedwars, Buildbattle, CyberMobMC, Minecraft, Server, Skywars, Tntrun

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Cool server with mini-games. Such as:

BedWars

TNTRUN

BuildBattle

SkyWars

CyberMobMC.aternos.me:62569

Tsundere Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
New Chunks Explored:	912587	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give you hugs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the pigs can fly (literally, they sprout wings and take to the skies)! But be warned, the villagers are a little…eccentric. They speak in riddles and may try to challenge you to a dance-off for emeralds.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Rumor has it that he’s a great DJ and loves to play EDM remixes of Minecraft music.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

anger issues, BETRAYAL, Emotional Abuse, Male aggression, male behavior, male entitlement, male privilege, male toxicity, Manipulation, Men, Minecraft, negative experiences, Pieces, pieces of shit, relationships, Shit, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, toxic traits, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, vindictive

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

Bus Sex Minecraft Server

3rd grade, AMA, awkward encounter, bus, childhood memories, Coming of Age, curious exploration, early sexual experience, first time, forbidden actions, innocence lost, intimate experience, Minecraft, Personal story, public transportation, school bus, Server, sex, sharing secrets, taboo, unexpected location, young age

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 3rd-grade bus ride? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re losing your virginity all over again (hopefully not on a bus this time).

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that fateful bus ride. From secret underground tunnels to explosive creeper encounters, you never know what’s around the corner.

And just like that unforgettable moment on the bus, joining our server will leave you with memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So come on, hop on board and let’s make some new memories together. Just remember to keep it PG-13 this time, okay?

TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Aspiring Vtubers and Startups

/asp/ies, #youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, Auditions, Brave Group, capcut, davinci resolve, Help, hololive en, Kdenlive, Links, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, smp, Startups, streaming, trasph, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	191	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a 40coomer model photoshoot? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of trashy, /asp/ie vibes and vtuber advice!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a few questionable structures along the way). Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with expert opinions and totally legit reasons why you should choose one over the other.

But that’s not all – we also offer open company auditions for Hololive EN, Nijisanji EN, and even the Brave Group. Who knows, you could be the next big vtuber sensation!

So come on down to our server, where the memes are spicy, the builds are wacky, and the community is as supportive as a pair of 40coomer models in a photoshoot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Build and Barter

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, hypixel, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

play.buildandbarter.net

””Poor Land Escape”” Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	515	Mines Excavated:	2675
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a potato? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the virtual world! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking trees. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So come on over and join the madness, because life is too short to play on boring servers like Po(or)land!

Yeah Minecraft SMP Fuck This Rotting Piece Of Garbage

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mines Excavated:	1637
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring, rotting garbage servers that couldn’t hold a candle to the legendary Star Copeland? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal! Join us if you want to level up from the minor leagues and become a true Minecraft champion. We have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, don’t be a prick, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!