-
Unknown Realms 1.20.5
customer dissatisfaction, deteriorating standards, standards slipping, overpriced services, increasing expensesYo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, they have no Earthly idea why standards would be slipping everywhere, why basic service sucks ass, why everything so much more expensive… but who cares about that when you can build a giant penis-shaped tower in the sky and ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”! Trust me, this server is like a trip to the Twilight Zone, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of Rod Serling. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the chaos, man! -
PrivatizedPiggyBank
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything is fully privatised, including energy, water, and rail services! But don’t worry, we promise it won’t cost you an arm and a leg like it does in real life Britain. In fact, we’ll pay you to use our services because we’re just that generous! Plus, rumor has it that our rail system is run by a herd of friendly llamas who will take you on a wild ride through the pixelated countryside. So come join us and see why our server is the most absurdly fun place to be in all of Minecraft! -
Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike
Are you tired of living in a world where even a loaf of bread costs a diamond? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everything is hilariously overpriced! Want a wooden sword? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a stack of gold blocks, please. But don’t worry, because the economy is so messed up that you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of why everything is so darn expensive. Maybe the villagers are secretly hoarding all the diamonds, or perhaps a mischievous Enderman is behind it all. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to figure it out!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ludicrous economy in all of Minecraft. Who needs logic and reason when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join now and start your journey to financial absurdity!
-
WorseningCraft SMP
Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually the ones in charge? Well, look no further because on our server, the creepers have formed a political party and are demanding equal rights for all mobs! Join now to witness the chaos as the skeletons try to unionize and the zombies start a riot over the lack of brains in the cafeteria.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Obsidian hybrid block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that sweet, sweet bling-obsidian!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, who is constantly pranking players by turning their houses upside down and filling them with chickens. But hey, who doesn’t love a good jump scare every now and then?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild.
-
ThirstyCraft – $7 Water Land
join our epic minecraft server and never have to pay for water again! our virtual world is filled with magical water fountains that never run dry. you can even swim in a pool of diamond water if you’re feeling fancy. say goodbye to overpriced h2o at events and hello to free hydration in minecraft land. come join us and stay quenched forever! 🌊💎🎮 -
CraftyNica86
LOLZ come join dis wacky Minecraft server where we got so many diamonds it’s like we’re living in a Nicaraguan dream world! 86.8% of players can’t afford to buy essentials like pork chops and cobblestone, but on our server, you’ll be swimming in emeralds and obsidian like a boss!Why join? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with enchanted golden apples and enchanted diamond swords. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party every day.
So come on down and join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure! Who needs essentials when you’ve got a diamond pickaxe and a pet zombie pigman by your side? Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this wild and wacky world!
-
PixelPricedShock
Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got prices so outrageous, you’ll think you’re in the Upside Down. Need a stack of dirt? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a golden apple, please. And don’t even get us started on the price of a diamond sword – you might have to sell your soul for that one!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually our server owner’s pet, and if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our Nether is so wild, Piglins are riding around on Striders like they’re in a rodeo. So saddle up, partner, and join our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
-
CraftyBrokePlayers
Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, everything is FREE! That’s right, you heard me, FREE! Want a full set of diamond armor? No problem! Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? Easy peasy! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Um, sure, why not! Join our server and say goodbye to the days of emptying your virtual wallet for some shiny gear. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers. So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few brain cells from laughing so hard)! -
CircusCraft: High Cost Living
come join our wacky minecraft server where the cost of living is so high because we’re living in a circus! everything is priced like carnival food but instead of cotton candy you get diamonds!we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether, watch out for the zombie clowns!
our staff are all trained acrobats so they can do backflips while helping you build your dream castle.
join us for the most absurd and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
-
Gapple Ultra-Hardcore
One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 241 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters. If you die… you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Sundays at 12CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 209 weeks in a row. Current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details in the discord channel. Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.pro Direct IP if you prefer 108.181.149.16:26998 Goal: Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn. Examples: killing a skeleton earns 3 points, and killing the dragon earns 12,000 points. You will start in the Spawn Ship until you are ready to enter the world. Hold a bone block to see the server’s current top scoring players. Server Rules: Do we even need to mention play fair and friendly? That should be a given on every server. Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages. No hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers. Apocalypse DataPack: Players killed by a zombie will become a zombie. 10% of skeletons get an enhancement. Bats bite, and can morph into an illusionist. Spiders can spin webs. Ox-Heads defend the pastures. The Litch kills everything he touches, so repel him and stay away. Herobrine is a veteran miner, and not to be trifled with. Medusa guards the Nether. One look at her and you turn to stone. Your Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7
A great summary typed up by Tfin: This is UHC, but not the UHC you know! Read on to find out what’s up here! I’ll start with quotes from the MineCraft Wiki: Ultra Hardcore… the main difference being players cannot naturally regenerate health. Like regular Hardcore, players cannot respawn if they die. These are the important points. This is where we’re coming from. This isn’t one of those 30 minute speed UHCs, or even the collapsing border UHCs of later versions. GatKong created this MineCraft datapack in the spirit of that original UHC season, but made it more difficult with a few additions. On this server, this is how you’ll be playing: There are no teams. Free-For-All is the order of business here. PvP is enabled, but you’ll need to find other players if that’s how you want to win. There’s a whole world out there. No borders, shrinking or otherwise. Go see it! … There are a lot of customizations, So check out the tips and rules. Oh, and have fun!