High-Priced MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrokeCraft: The Server of Unattainable Dreams

coveted item, wish, materialistic, high-priced, dreams

Do you dream of owning a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Do you fantasize about riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join now and experience the luxury life you never thought possible, all for the low, low price of logging in and playing with us! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities and zero financial stress? Join us today and start living the high life in Minecraft!

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Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

high-priced, unattainable, Opulent, Overpriced, Minecraft

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

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CraftyBroke

unaffordable, high-priced, exorbitant, steep, Upscale

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear and potions? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, everything is dirt cheap! Literally, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. Why? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaire villagers who have way too much money and just want to see how chaotic things can get.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare mobs like rainbow sheep and flying creepers. And if you manage to defeat the final boss, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks instead of fire. Plus, our server is constantly plagued by random events like giant chickens falling from the sky or spontaneous disco parties in the Nether.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures of your life? Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s too expensive is taking things too seriously.

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Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

Minecraft, steep, big-ticket, costly, college

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

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Aztec Empire 1.21.3

Mexican people, large families, united states, Empire, stagnate

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild world of Californian Mexicans in a whole new light! We’ve got people of all heights, but don’t worry, you’ll always be at least a foot taller than the average player – just like in real life!

Watch as our players age worse than any other ethnicity you’ve ever seen, it’s like watching a time-lapse of wrinkles forming in real-time! And don’t even get me started on the number of kids they have – it’s like a never-ending baby shower on our server!

Plus, we’ve got small living spaces galore! You’ll feel right at home in our cramped virtual world, just like that family of five in a two-bedroom apartment.

So come join us and see for yourself why these Mexicans are nothing to fear – they’re just busy building their virtual generational wealth, one block at a time!

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CreeperCraft: “That was a total blockhead move”

Blockhead, inappropriate remarks, worst thing to say, post-sex conversation, cringeworthy phrases

Join our Minecraft server if you want to hear the worst thing you can say after sex – “I’m sorry, I forgot to save my game!” Our server is so addictive, you won’t even remember to save your progress in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make your ex jealous. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just like your last one night stand!

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EuroCraft: 3rd Anniv Minecraft Server

anniversary, russia, Conflict, international relations, Minecraft

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then come join our server, where we have thousands of players from europe, canada, and even russia! we are celebrating the 3rd anniversary of russia’s invasion with a massive rally, where u can join in on the fun and show off ur skills. build epic bases, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. so what r u waiting for? join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server around!

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TankCraft: No Return Gaza

jerusalem, Politics, palestinians, territorial dispute, Tanks

OMG SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE ISRAEL SENDING TANKS INTO WEST BANK BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. U CAN BE A TANK AND CHASE AWAY FLEEING PLAYERS WHO CAN’T COME BACK HAHA. JOIN FOR THE EPIC TANK BATTLES AND CRAZY ESCAPES. ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE U CAN HIDE FROM THE TANKS AND PLOT REVENGE. COME JOIN FOR THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

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PixelPump InsulinCraft

PixelPump, Mice, pancreatic cells, regenerative medicine, cells

haha so like, u know how u always gotta deal with diabetes and stuff? well, not on this server, fam! we got insulin-producing cells and blood-vessel-forming cells that will straight up cure ur type 1 diabetes like magic. just hop on this server and say goodbye to all ur diabetes problems, cuz we got the cure, baby! no more insulin shots or blood sugar checks, just pure Minecraft fun with a side of medical miracles. join us now and live the dream of a life without diabetes, all thanks to our crazy awesome cells and stuff. u won’t believe it til u try it, so come on and let’s cure diabetes together, one block at a time!

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Vanilla Server Minecraft (RUS) server minecraft

Contest, vanilla server, minecraft server, White, Write

Hello! I was looking for a server with Vanila where you will not troll the admins and just players? Then you here! There will be different contests. On the server there is a white sheet to write mnctep_fgf#7026 to go (the creator has all the rights)

AlinVanil.aternos.me:60195

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