High Price MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

prone to breaking, Wanting, product, Minecraft, upgraded version

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

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Crafty Apple Store: Expensive iPhone Case

top of the line, Crafty, Smartphone, Durable, Technology

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride the players instead of the other way around. Yeah, that’s right, you can have your own personal piggy chauffeur to take you around the block. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance like they’re in a hip hop music video. It’s like a farm animal rave up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk while shooting arrows at the same time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. Yeah, you heard me right. Diamonds. Just waiting for you to come and mine them like a Minecraft millionaire.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. It’s like a trip to Wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Bull Market Minecraft SMP

livestock industry, white cows, Minecraft, Investment, indian market

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a black bull that was sold for $2.7 million! This bull is so fancy, he’s gonna be breeding white cows in our barn and creating a whole new breed of rainbow cows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this wacky adventure? Come join us and witness the magic of our millionaire bull in action!

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NoResortNoGirlfriend

North Island, personal boundaries, AirBnBs, Vietnam, nouveau riche

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

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CraftySplurge – Minecraft SMP

long-term investment., worth it, smp, premium purchase, costly but worth it

Have you ever spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds on a shiny new enchanted sword, only to realize it was totally worth it when you slayed a whole army of creepers with just one swing? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to show off your blingiest loot. Who needs real-world riches when you can be the king of the blocky world? Trust us, it’s worth every single emerald.

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Absurdly High Try It Server

trial and error, personal growth, Curiosity, HIGH, Risk-taking

lol this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies.

oh, and did i mention the friendly creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up? yeah, they’re a thing here. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you ask nicely.

so come on, join us on this wild ride of craziness and fun. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness. in that case, go play solitaire or something.

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GoldAndSilverSMPMoneyMakers

precious metals, Financial, Investment, GOLD, silver

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of the gold and silver exchangers who somehow manage to make bank even when the prices are through the roof and nobody is buying but everyone is selling!

Picture this: a group of daring exchangers who have mastered the art of wheeling and dealing in precious metals, making crazy profits while the rest of the server scratches their heads in confusion. How do they do it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a rollercoaster ride of ups and downs that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your own financial decisions.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and see for yourself the madness that unfolds when gold and silver are involved. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about economics… or maybe you’ll just end up trading all your diamonds for a stack of emeralds. Either way, it’s sure to be a blast!

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BlackSwan40K SMP

FOMC Meeting, massive selling, swan shape, 100k, 40k

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

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NephewNightsMC

family, alcohol consumption, Family Values, nephew, spiked eggnog

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

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ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

stupid injury, embarrassing scar, silly scar, dumb, laughable accident

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

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