High Pressure Cooking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GordonsCookOff Minecraft Server

celebrity chef, high pressure cooking, Server, cooking for a prize, high stakes cooking

Picture this: Gordon Ramsey, the culinary king himself, knocking on your Minecraft door with a camera crew in tow. He’s offering a million in-game coins if you can whip up a dish that will blow his pixelated socks off in just one hour. Are you up for the challenge? Will you create a masterpiece that will have Gordon screaming “It’s raw!” or will you serve up a dish so delicious that he’ll crown you the ultimate Minecraft chef? Join our server and show off your virtual cooking skills in this high-stakes culinary showdown! Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress Gordon enough to earn a spot on his virtual cooking show!

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HusbandHoarder Minecraft Server

saving money, HusbandHoarder, husband, washer, thyroid cancer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of priorities…or not! Join us if you want to escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a land where giving away washers without consulting your spouse is the norm!

Imagine a world where medical bills and car repairs are a thing of the past, and you can spend your hard-earned diamonds on frivolous gifts for your friends instead. Who needs a new mattress when you can spend that money on virtual baby supplies for your pixelated offspring?

On our server, the only thing sinking is the ground beneath your blocky feet, not your old bed. So come join us and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and giving away housewarming gifts without a second thought is the ultimate goal. It’s a virtual utopia where financial woes are non-existent and the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your spouse’s wrath.

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RentRiotCraft

Struggling, private rent, Council, RentRiotCraft, Asshole

Are you tired of dealing with landlord drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about getting kicked out!

We have a special feature where if you get evicted from your house in the game, you can just respawn and try again – no need to stress about finding a new place to live!

Plus, our server is full of helpful players who will never leave you behind like those sneaky housemates. You’ll never have to worry about being homeless in our virtual world!

Join now and escape the real-life drama for a more relaxing and fun experience. Who needs a section 21 when you have unlimited building possibilities in Minecraft?

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Adulting in Minecraft SMP

adulting, SELF AWARENESS, emotional intelligence, forgiveness, Maturity

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude. We got diamonds for days, like literally everywhere. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and just wanna hang out with you.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a big family, except we all live in different biomes. We have epic events like llama races and chicken jousting. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base full of treasure.

And if you’re looking for some intellectual stimulation, we have deep philosophical discussions about the meaning of life while riding pigs off cliffs. Only the most mature players can handle it, bro. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself.

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SnackCraftersAnonymous

unhealthy snack choices, snack addiction, unhealthy eating, unhealthy cravings, guilty pleasure snack

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can snack on is virtual bread and apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most unhealthy snacks you can imagine! From deep-fried diamond nuggets to creeper-shaped cupcakes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Snack Master, a mysterious player who can summon snacks out of thin air! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Snack Master in a snack-eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited snacks for life!

So come join us on our server and indulge in all the unhealthy snacks your heart desires. Just be sure to have a stack of napkins handy – things might get messy!

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CraftyCanuckz

Brewing, Threats, Conflict, Diplomacy, Allies

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because, like, trump is threatening canada and there’s, like, something dangerous brewing, you know? like, you gotta escape the chaos and come chill with us in minecraft land.

we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane stories to tell. one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of chickens. it was, like, total mayhem, man.

come join us and, like, build the most epic base ever. we’ll protect you from all the craziness happening in the real world. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Orgasm Oasis: Girls Rule, Boys Drool!

Oasis, heterosexual relationships, sexual health, rule, sexual experiences

so like, this server is like the ultimate orgasmic experience for all players, except for straight girls apparently. like, if you’re a girl partnered with a girl, you’re gonna have the best time ever. we’ve got all the oral stimulation you could ever want, and our male players are just living their best life. come join us for a wild ride and experience the ultimate pleasure in Minecraft. straight girls, sorry, you’re missing out on this one!

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ArdynFall SMP

Creative Server, Double Shulker Shells, smp, Player Run Economy, Established

ArdynFall SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.21
Age	4 months old
Community	Established & Close-Knit
Server Resets	No Planned Resets
Uptime	100%

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Active and Evolving community
Established & Close-Knit player base
No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events
Creative Server

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. We also support the Proximity Chat Mod for immersive gameplay.

Plugins Used	afk display, anti enderman grief, anti ghast grief, armor statues, double shulker shells, fast leaf decay, more mob heads, multiplayer sleep, nether portal coords, player head drops, silence mobs, storm channeling, unlock all recipes, wandering trades

Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

See you in-game, adventurer!

Alien Invaders Realm 1.20.5

Phase Connect Characters, Erina Makina, Amanogawa Shiina, Phase ALiAS, Dizzy Dokuro

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like /pcgia/ but in blocky form! Imagine building a world with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, but with creepers and zombies trying to mess it up!

You can be like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko, but in pixelated form!

It’s like a crossover of Phase Connect and Minecraft, where you can create your own adventures and survive in a world filled with blocky fun! Join now and let’s mine and craft together, bro!

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CraftyGF vs. GameBoy

Empathy, family dynamics, prioritizing relationships, surgery recovery, discomfort

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where priorities are always in check! Unlike some boyfriends named Nick, who prioritize video games over their significant others during times of need, our players are always there for each other. Need help building a house? We got you. Need someone to slay a dragon with? We’re on it. Need moral support during a flair up of health issues? We’ll be there with virtual hugs and healing potions.

Join our server and never worry about being left alone in times of need. Our community is always ready to lend a helping hand, even if it means putting down the pickaxe for a moment. So come on over and let’s build a world where caring for each other is the top priority. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to question if you’re the Ahole – because here, we’re all in this together.

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