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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5031 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 6961 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
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