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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8864 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 392602 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do the Macarena! We got pigs flying on rockets and chickens doing backflips, it’s a party 24/7!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Trump voters with high political knowledge think our election misinformation is more truthful than Twitter’s “disputed” tags! It’s like a parallel universe where up is down and left is right, but in a good way!
So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. See you there, crazy crafters!
