AtriCraft SMP – The Blocky Banter Server

AtriCraft, robotics technology, Atri, robotics design, high performance

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the robots are getting in on the action! Our resident robot, Atri, is not only showing off her high-performance panties, but she’s also giving us some epic pantyshots – talk about high-tech fashion statements!

Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between Atri’s panties and her pantyshot – it’s a battle for the ages! Who knew that Minecraft could be so high fashion and high performance at the same time?

So come on down and join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience. Who knows what other crazy antics our robot friend Atri will get up to next? It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, where even the panties are high performance!

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MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

high performance, text translation, Neurorehabilitation, innovative technology, neurotechnology

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! 1.21.1 – No Map Resets!

Vanilla, Anarchy, Phantoms, Griefing, Vanilla Experience

New Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in	Chicago, USA
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance
[🌎] No world resets	Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Quality of life changes	Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Effective anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance.
[🚫] No features	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

Server News (August 23, 2024)

Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com

StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.

Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.

Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.

HotEmitCraft: FutureTech Server

energy efficiency, Server, hot-emitter, research, FutureTech

so, like, this server is like, the hottest thing since sliced bread, but like, in the minecraft world. we got scientists up in here inventing crazy stuff like hot-emitter transistors. like, what even is that? all we know is that it’s gonna make our server the most high-performance, low-power, multifunctional place to be.

join us if you wanna be on the cutting edge of minecraft technology. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have a secret underground lab where we keep all the cool gadgets and gizmos. who knows what kind of crazy experiments we’ll come up with next?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most innovative minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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x86_64ARMinecraft SMP: The CPU Connoisseur

x86_64, Operating systems, advanced user, technology user, computing power

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers run by noobs who don’t even know the difference between x86_64 and ARM? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept power users who know their stuff. If you’re not running a high-end processor, you might as well go play on a potato.

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the world of Minecraft like true pros. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. If that’s not impressive, I don’t know what is.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where only the strongest processors prevail, come join us on the most elite Minecraft SMP around. Just make sure to leave your weak CPUs at the door.

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DecadeDwellers Minecraft SMP

Decade, exponential growth, industry leaders, technology advancements, corporate strategy

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?

2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.

3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.

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BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP

#metallic, sports car, Sleek, expensive, color

Are you tired of driving your Bugatti around in single player mode with no one to show off to? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and show off your Bugatti in all its pixelated glory while racing against other players in epic car battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground Bugatti racing league where players compete for the title of Bugatti Champion. Rumor has it that the winner gets a real-life Bugatti delivered to their doorstep by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and rev up those Bugattis for the ride of a lifetime!

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SolidStateCraft

Electric Car, 20-year lifespan, fast charging, SolidStateCraft, lithium-ion

lol imagine driving a minecraft car for 600 miles without stopping to charge the battery. this server is like that, but with minecraft blocks instead of cars. our solid-state EV battery will last for 20 years in game time, so you can play for hours on end without worrying about running out of power. and get this, you can charge it in just 9 minutes! join now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life.

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MCHell.ru Minecraft server

Survival, Minecraft, Community, Adventure, ONLINE

Conquer the world of Minecraft with us! Here you will find new friends, have a great time and enjoy the game! Our server runs on powerful hardware, this ensures high performance, which is very important for a comfortable game. We will be glad if you join our team! The server administration is always in touch, if you want to ask us a question, write to our address [email protected]we will be glad to answer your questions! The server works in survival mode. You can tickle your nerves, test your survival skills. We have a huge space for creativity and relaxation, the server is glad to all players, regardless of gender and nationality, we are all equal!

188.134.84.252

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

computer science, Hardware, SECURITY, performance optimization, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more threads than a grandma’s knitting circle! Forget about high performance single threads, we’ve got multithreading for days! Our server is so secure, even the creepers can’t blow it up thanks to our anti-speculative execution measures.

Join us and witness the magic of programming in C on a whole new level. Our players have mastered the art of making programs use multiple threads like it’s nobody’s business. Say goodbye to boring systems languages and hello to the wild world of parallel programming on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of running multiple threads simultaneously while dodging creepers and building epic structures. Who knew programming could be this fun?

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High Performance

New Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

About Straight Up:

Server News (August 23, 2024)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)