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CreeperCousinCareNope

aita, autism, Babysitting, Boundaries, comparison, CreeperCousinCareNope, dyslexia, family, family dynamics, Grades, Grandma, guilt tripping, hair, high metabolism, Insecurity, Manipulation, reddit, refusal, sibling rivalry, Wedding, weight

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	243	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Votes:	9226	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	53	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your grandma comparing you to your picture-perfect sister? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to guilt trip you into doing things like babysitting a 1-year-old when you clearly set boundaries. Our players are dyslexic, autistic, and all-around awesome, just like you! Plus, our greasy and messy hair club is always looking for new members. So come on, join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on!

Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

Fresh, Friction, friction is rotness, long trail tags, Minecraft, rotness, Server, Shit, shit your skeleton, shitshow, skeleton, Water, water is fresh

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

arachnids, Arthropods, Bat, bugs, centipede, Cockroach, creepy crawlies, fear of insects, fear of pests, insects, myrmecophobia, never encountered, Phobia, rat, reptiles, RoachCraft, rodents, Scared, SNAKE, spider, urban pests, wildlife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Love Letters Sent:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	62	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

Behavior, Community, Dedication, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, Gaming, GuraCraft, hololive, influencers, internet culture, ironic fans, loyalty, online personalities, resurgence, social media, streaming, Support, trends, unironic, Unironic Gura fans, unite, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ores Mined:	6546	Dragon Eggs Found:	4353
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool

animal, animal lovers, child abuse, controversial topics, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Criminal Psychology, deviant behavior, Drool, Ethics, illegal activities, Kingdom, marginalized communities, mental health, morality, Pedophiles, psychological disorders, rule, sexual preferences, Social Issues, stigmatized groups, taboo subjects, Trvthnvke, Zoophiles

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3749
Ores Mined:	2791	Chimeras Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join Trvthnvke? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your journey to become a Minecraft master.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas who will challenge you to epic dance battles. Can you out-dance a llama? Join to find out!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. You’ll never run out of diamonds again!

4. If you manage to find the hidden disco cave on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of glitter and rainbows. It’s a party you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join Trvthnvke today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pull It Minecraft Madness

1. Maybe, 10. Strategy, 11. Thoughtful, 12. Prudence, 13. Judgement, 14. Wisdom, 15. Deliberation, 16. Critical thinking, 17. Reflection, 18. Insight, 19. Intelligence, 2. Smartest, 20. Decision-making process., 3. Pull, 4. Decision-making, 5. Rationality, 6. Logic, 7. Contemplation, 8. Consideration, 9. Analysis, madness, Minecraft, PULL

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smarter than joining is pulling it! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you may wonder? Because on our server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! That’s right, you can build your diamond castle without even having to mine for them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers. So you can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and destroying your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

building, campus culture, campus safety, campus security, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal intent, criminal investigation, criminal justice, Criminal Psychology, Gun Violence, law enforcement, legal consequences, mass shooting, mental health, murder, Safety, societal norms, sorority house, SororityCraft, violence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchantments Applied:	295
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our totally not illegal Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Want to raid a sorority house and take down everyone inside? Well, here you can do just that! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not real life.

Join us for insane PvP battles where anything goes, including attacking sorority sisters with diamond swords and blowing up houses with TNT. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

anime adaptation, Bar K, bar setting, Bartender, bartender life, bartending skills, Character development, cocktails, Crafty, customer service, Drama, Emotional journey, friendship, Goblets, GODLY, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kami no Glass, Manga, Mister Perfect, mixology, Professional Growth, slice of life

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land

Accomplished, Adventure, Bestest President, billionaires, charismatic, Courageous, Crafty, Dedicated, Hero, influential, Inspirational, Land, leader, motivated, Multi-Billionare, Powerful, respected, Role Model, Successful BusinessMan, The Chosen One, Visionary, Wealthy, Young Christian Warrior

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	New Chunks Explored:	129017
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.

But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Fortune Cookie Craft

Adversity, asian, can’t get up, Challenges, China, Chinese, Community, cookie, Craft, Crisis, Difficulties, fallen, fallen behind, fallen down, fortune, Help, need assistance, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, setback, Struggle, Support

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

Blocky McBlockface

1. smooth, blocky, calm 20. serene, even 10. unblemished, flawless 8. gentle, flowing 14. seamless, fluid 19. tranquil, frictionless 16. sleeked, glassy 5. buttery, glossy 13. supple, lustrous 7. refined, McBlockface, Peaceful, shiny 11. elegant, sleek 4. velvety, slick 3. polished, smooth 2. silky smooth, soft 6. creamy, suave 15. well-oiled, suave 9. satiny, trim 17. easy, untroubled 18. effortless, well-groomed 12. graceful

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Towns Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!