high metabolism Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperCousinCareNope

aita, autism, Babysitting, Boundaries, comparison, CreeperCousinCareNope, dyslexia, family, family dynamics, Grades, Grandma, guilt tripping, hair, high metabolism, Insecurity, Manipulation, reddit, refusal, sibling rivalry, Wedding, weight

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	186	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7974	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Votes:	3411	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Love Letters Sent:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your grandma comparing you to your picture-perfect sister? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to guilt trip you into doing things like babysitting a 1-year-old when you clearly set boundaries. Our players are dyslexic, autistic, and all-around awesome, just like you! Plus, our greasy and messy hair club is always looking for new members. So come on, join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on!

Just Realizing Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Realizing, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Items Found:	2941
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll find love in the most unexpected places. Who needs a supermodel when you can have a morbidly obese chick who will always have your back (literally)? Plus, she’ll always share her snacks with you, so you’ll never go hungry in-game again. Join now and start your love story with the most unexpected twist!

PC Failure Looms Over Me Minecraft SMP

cable change, computer maintenance, computer peripherals, computer problems, computer repair, computer startup, computer support, computer troubleshooting, Failure, hardware issue, internal components, keyboard and mouse flickering, looms, Minecraft, monitor connection problem, PC failure, pc repair, power supply, sleep mode, smp, start up issues, tech help, technical support, Troubleshooting

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	68
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of your PC acting like a diva and refusing to cooperate? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your tech problems behind! Our server is so powerful, it will make your PC jealous and behave like a good little machine.

We have a secret potion that will magically fix all your tech issues, just by logging in to our server. Say goodbye to flickering monitors and finicky keyboards – our SMP will make your PC run smoother than a baby’s bottom.

Don’t waste your time and money on repairs, join our Minecraft SMP and let the magic happen. Your PC will thank you, and you’ll thank us for the outrageous fun and tech-savvy community we have waiting for you. See you in the game!

Turkmenistan Minecraft Server

Ashgabat, Caspian sea, Central Asia, Minecraft, Server, Silk Road, Turkmen art, Turkmen cuisine, Turkmen culture, Turkmen history, Turkmen language, Turkmen music, Turkmen traditions, turkmenistan, Turkmenistan economy, Turkmenistan facts, Turkmenistan flag, Turkmenistan government, Turkmenistan landmarks, Turkmenistan people, Turkmenistan tourism., Turkmenistan travel

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	182	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2573	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Turkmenistan of Minecraft worlds – mysterious, exotic, and full of surprises! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated deserts, where you can ride camels instead of horses and build epic yurts instead of boring old houses.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of explosive llamas. Will you be brave enough to face the llama army and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you end up getting spit on and blown to smithereens? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Turkmenistan in Minecraft form. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

No Food Minecraft SMP

empty stomach, famine, Food, food access, food aid, food assistance, food deprivation, food deserts, food distribution, food insecurity, food poverty, food scarcity, Hunger, hunger crisis, lack of food, malnutrition, Minecraft, no food, no meals, POVERTY, smp, starvation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Towns Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Votes:	8177	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to worry about pesky things like hunger? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so hardcore that we’ve completely removed food from the game. That’s right, no more worrying about farming or hunting for food – just pure, unadulterated starvation fun!

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll have to get creative with your survival tactics. Maybe you’ll have to resort to eating your fellow players or even turning to cannibalism (just kidding…maybe). Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to in your quest to stay alive!

So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your limits and push you to the brink of insanity, then come join our server. Just remember to bring your own snacks, because you won’t find any here!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

999, big, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, pixelcraft, Server, Sleepy Nagi, vshojo, zen, 会長, 総長

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Emeralds Found:	938
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to the Sleepy Nagi Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a comfy and civil experience where we ignore bait and report any shenanigans. Our server is run by the fabulous VShojo crew, including Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted diamond sword that can summon a herd of flying pigs to fight by your side. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party in the End dimension with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most fun community in the blocky world!

Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, DiscordSD, Forge, general, Ghost sex, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PonyXL, Reforge, SDG, SDXL, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, TRASH RESOURCES, woo woo woo, woowoo

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7499
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Ghost Sex Woowoo Woo Woo Woo Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with supernatural shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where ghosts are getting it on left and right? That’s right, our server is haunted by frisky spirits looking for some spectral lovin’.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to AI boorus where you can find the weirdest and wildest AI-generated content. From EasyFluff to ZoinksNoob, you’ll never know what you’ll come across next.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with ghostly encounters and AI madness. Who knows, you might even find love in the afterlife! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you there!

Classic Craft Minecraft Server

bluesky, Cata Classic, classic, classic experience, classic gaming, classic servers, classic team, Community, Craft, developer, Gaming, gaming industry, Hardcore, Minecraft, mmorpg, Nostalgia, Off, online gaming, Server, SoD, team leader, twitter, VIBES, World of Warcraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	728	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is run by the World of Warcraft classic team! That’s right, the same team responsible for all things classic, hardcore, cata classic, sod, etc. They may have fled from Twitter because they felt “the vibes were off,” but that just means they’re ready to bring some chaotic energy to our Minecraft server.

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a few glitches that will have you questioning reality. Who needs a stable server when you can have a wild ride like this? So come on, join us and see what kind of madness the World of Warcraft classic team has in store for you. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Minecraft SMP: Mommy Jade’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, blocky, busy mom, children, family, jade, Jades, Kids, love, Minecraft, mom advice, mom community, mom life, Mom of two, mom support, Mommy, mommy blogger, mommy jade, mommy vlogger, mompreneur, Motherhood, parenting, smp, stay at home mom, working mom

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is run by Mommy Jade herself, a mysterious figure rumored to have tamed the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Legend has it that she can turn creepers into kittens with just a wink, so you better watch out!

But don’t worry, Mommy Jade is a benevolent ruler who just wants everyone to have a good time. Whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league, there’s no limit to the craziness you can get up to on this server.

So come join us at Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons!

Aferus Minecraft server

Account.., Aferus, banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Personal, Server, server owner, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mines Excavated:	3530	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

The owner of the Aferus server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Euro Jealousy Minecraft Server

american culture, American influence, AMERICANS, Competition, cultural comparison, Cultural differences, cultural jealousy, cultural rivalry, cultural superiority, envy, EURO, European culture, European Influence, Europeans, Jealousy, Minecraft, political comparison, Political differences, political jealousy, political rivalry, political superiority, Server, USA vs Europe

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old Europe and its lackluster culture and politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American experience! We’ve got red, white, and blue blocks for days, fireworks displays every hour on the hour, and our national anthem playing on a loop in the background. Plus, rumor has it that George Washington himself will log on to challenge players to a build-off! So come on down and show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!