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ZelenskiyCraft: Slow Arms, High Losses

aid, ARMS, arms supplies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, devastation, eastern europe, Europe, Government, HIGH, high losses, International, Losses, Military, Politics, russia, Slow, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free diamond armor to all players who can survive a zombie apocalypse in game! ukraine suffering high losses? not on our server! we have unlimited arms supplies and our president is a pro at pvp. join now and help us defeat the zombies with your epic building skills and insane redstone contraptions. plus, did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure? you won’t find that on any other server, trust us. come join the fun and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

MineCraft Polska Server

demokracja, dyktatura, EDYCJA, historia, komunizm, LÍDER, Minecraft, opozycja, partia, polityk, polityka, polska, Polska Ludowa, Propaganda, przeszłość, PZPR, rewolucja, rząd, sekretarz, Server, socjalizm, wybory

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you get to be the secretary of the PZPR (Polish United Workers’ Party)! That’s right, you’ll be making all the important decisions and leading your comrades to victory in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs and imperialist dogs, as we strive to build a socialist utopia in the pixelated realm. But beware, there are spies and traitors among us, so keep your wits about you and trust no one!

So come on, comrade, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets from the Cold War era while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the revolution begin!

DadSaysNoToDinner

Birthday, birthday celebration, blended family, Body Worlds exhibit, celebration, college transition, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadSaysNoToDinner, Disappointment, experiences, family, father daughter relationship, long-distance relationship, Memories, quality time, Rainforest Cafe, stepfamily, vacation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	7000
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad drama? Look no further! Our server is like a rainforest cafe for your soul, with surprises around every corner.

Join us for epic adventures and unforgettable memories, unlike the lame Walmart cake your dad is offering. Our Body Worlds exhibit is out of this world, and our $20 tickets are a steal compared to the emotional toll of family drama.

Forget about brunch with your dad, come brunch with us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. And if your dad tries to ruin it, just build a virtual wall and block him out.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

amusing, Chuckle, Clever, Connection, CraftyLaughs, Creative, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGH, lol, Minecraft, name.., Network, Server, Technology, WiFi, wireless

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	New Chunks Explored:	940734
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ores Mined:	8480
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Have you ever seen a WIFI network name that made you spit out your drink from laughing so hard? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server and experiencing that level of hilarity 24/7! Our server is like a comedy club on steroids, with jokes flying left and right as you mine, build, and battle your way to victory. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to LOL your way to Minecraft greatness!

DreamJobCraft

career satisfaction, creativity, dream job, DreamJobCraft, following your heart, fulfillment, Happiness, love, no object, non-traditional job, Passion, personal fulfillment, pursuing dreams, Pursuing passion, pursuing your passion, Self-expression, unconventional career, unconventional choice, unconventional job, unconventional path, unique career

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams!

Imagine a world where you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional banana peeler, or even a professional cloud sculptor. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you embark on crazy adventures and meet wacky characters along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving or become the world’s first professional llama whisperer.

So what are you waiting for? Leave reality behind and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience like no other!

RussianFireCraft Server

artillery factory, Blaze, Damage, deep inside, Destruction, Disaster, emergency, Engulfs, explosion, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, flames, Industrial, Inferno, investigation, recovery efforts, russia, RussianFireCraft, safety precautions, Server, smoke

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6923	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mines Excavated:	3790	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Yo, so like, imagine this: there’s this crazy Minecraft server where you can build your own artillery factory deep inside Russia. But get this, there’s a twist – there’s FIRE everywhere! Like, the whole place is engulfed in flames, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Join this server if you wanna feel the heat and challenge yourself to survive in the midst of chaos. Build your factory, dodge the flames, and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate artillery master. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they survived a fire in Russia while playing Minecraft? It’s like, the ultimate bragging rights.

So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery artillery factory deep inside Russia. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right? Let’s do this! 🔥🔥🔥

Zelenskyy’s Weaponized Peace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, effective weapons, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, political rhetoric, president, restrictions, russia, Statement, Ukraine, War, Weaponized, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	921	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? but then, out of nowhere, a wild zelenskyy appears and starts spouting off about using weapons and seeking peace. like, what even is happening, bro?

but here’s the deal: on our server, we have NO restrictions on using weapons. that’s right, you can go full-on Rambo mode and blow stuff up to your heart’s content. and get this, the more chaos you cause, the more likely russia will seek peace. it’s like reverse psychology but with explosions.

so, if you wanna join a server where you can unleash your inner warrior and maybe even bring about world peace through sheer destruction, then this is the place for you. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s blow stuff up and make zelenskyy proud!

BelievableBlocks

BELIEF, BelievableBlocks, cognitive bias, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, dog-whistles, Gaslighting, ideological, indoctrination, Manipulation, mind control, Misinformation, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, Politics, Propaganda, Psychology, rhetoric, skepticism, social influence

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club for all your blocky dance needs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. need diamonds? poof, they’re yours! want to ride a dragon? no problem, just ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken? yea, that’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. it’s like a minecraft player’s dream come true!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Townthrive: Where even the creepers are involved in geopolitics! 1.20+ Java/Bedrock server with Earth Map, Towny, and Movecraft!

[core protect], bedrock, Council, CREEPERS, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Griefers, HACKING, Involved, java, Javabedrock, Map, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, smp, TownThrive, Towny, Vanilla, War, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9562
Magic Items Found:	2584	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

TownThrive Minecraft Server

Discord: https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project with a focus on geopolitics and diplomacy. Join our community and enjoy a server with light rules but a vibrant playerbase.

Version: 1.20+ for Java and Bedrock

Features

Core Protect	Hacking and griefers are handled efficiently with this plugin
Towny	Create nations and towns in this Geopol server
Movecraft	Build trains, planes, cars, etc with this vanilla plugin
No chat report	Communicate hassle-free with other players
Responsible staff	Our council ensures a fair and enjoyable experience
No Pay to Win	Donations only provide access to for-fun features
Voice chat	Optional proximity voice chat for interactive gameplay

Join the discord to get whitelisted and start your adventure on TownThrive!

FAQ

1. How do I join TownThrive?

Join our Discord server and get whitelisted to start playing on TownThrive.

2. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and Wars are allowed on TownThrive to create an interesting environment.

3. How many players are typically online?

We have an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players online at any given time.

4. Are there specific rules on the server?

We have light rules on TownThrive, focusing on creating an enjoyable and fair gameplay experience for all players.

PortCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, invasion consequences, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, nato, political analysis, Politics, PORT, PortCraft, russia, Server, strategy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can conquer new territories and make questionable political decisions? Look no further! Join our server and invade Ukraine for a chance to secure a port in Crimea and stop NATO expansion. But be warned, you might end up with no port and even more NATO presence in the region. Don’t worry though, our players in /pol/ think you’re totally winning. So come join us for some hilarious geopolitical mishaps and chaotic fun!

VT Defenders Minecraft Server

Analysis, challenge, commentary, competitive, DEFEND, defend this, Defenders, Entertainment, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, reaction, review, Server, strategy, Technology, video game, virtual reality, vr, VT

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Villages Defended:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard, typing away furiously to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords and ride pigs into battle. You’ll never know when a gang of sword-wielding chickens will come charging at you, ready to take you down in the most ridiculous way possible.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also haunted by a ghostly cow who loves to prank unsuspecting players. You’ll be mining away peacefully when suddenly your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken, courtesy of our ghostly cow friend.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!