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Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8317	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Animals Bred:	127
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!

BlockyBrisbane Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mines Excavated:	2111
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Potions Brewed:	171
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because metzitzah b’peh is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On metzitzah b’peh, you can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and a really shiny complexion).

So why wait? Join metzitzah b’peh today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

WTF Women Want Minecraft Server

Affection, comfort, Communication, Companionship, confusion, Connection, emotional needs, Emotional support, Intimacy, Loneliness, longing, love, Minecraft, Reassurance, relationships, self worth, Server, Trust, Understanding, validation, Vulnerability, Women, WTF

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with confusing women in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the perfect block castle! No drama, just pure blocky fun. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Join now and leave the real world behind!

SibStopParentingMeLOL

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, Frustration, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, parental neglect, parenting, parenting roles, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Siblings, SibStopParentingMeLOL

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	115
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ores Mined:	1893	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your suffocating family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to be treated like the true VIP you are.

Tired of being the designated driver for your younger siblings? On our server, you can drive wherever you want, whenever you want, without anyone asking for a ride to school or to pick up their friends.

Sick of being called “dad” by your siblings? Join us and be called by your actual name, or even better, by a cool Minecraft username of your choice.

Say goodbye to being the default parent figure in your household and hello to a world where you can just focus on building, mining, and having a great time. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

DreamCraft: The Weirdest Adventures

Adventures, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, dream interpretation therapy, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream memories, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbolism, dream therapy, dream therapy techniques, DreamCraft, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual dream, vivid dream, weird dream, Weirdest

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ores Mined:	8734
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Have you ever dreamed of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a land where chickens ride on the backs of cows, where villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles, and where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also find secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, and even challenge the mighty Wither boss to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your weirdest dreams come true in Minecraft!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, ceasefire negotiations, complete halt, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, diplomatic efforts., Gaza Strip, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, International intervention, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political negotiations, proposal response, regional stability, Server, united nations, Violence prevention, war in Gaza

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build houses out of CREEPER BOMBS and ride PIGS into battle against evil SKELETONS. We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access by doing the MACARENA dance in front of a CHICKEN.

Our server is so lit that even the CREEPERS are afraid to blow up because they know we’ll just respawn and come back stronger than ever. Plus, our admin is a WIZARD who can summon dragons to do our bidding and protect us from griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just watch out for those sneaky ENDERMEN, they’re always trying to steal our cookies.

NATOcraft: No Hungary Veto!

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Hungary, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, political alliances, regional stability, solidarity, Stoltenberg, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even NATO is getting involved? well, guess what, hunny, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and pvp that will make you pee your pants!

and get this, our server is so epic that even Stoltenberg himself said Hungary won’t veto NATO assistance to Ukraine just to join us! like, how insane is that?!

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, you won’t regret it! #NATOsquad #minecraft4life #Stoltenbergapproved

PupperPixelPlayground

animal treats, canine vision, color blind dogs, color perception, dark green, dog diet, dog food, dog health, dog products, dog snacks, dog treats, funny, Greenies, pet care, pet humor, pet nutrition, pet supplies, pet treats, PupperPixelPlayground, yellow-brown

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4671
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON SPEED? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CREEPERS ARE LIKE “DANG, THAT’S EXPLOSIVE!”

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ONCE UPON A TIME, A COW NAMED MOO-MOO DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE EVIL SHEEP OVERLORDS. AND GUESS WHAT? HE SUCCEEDED! NOW, MOO-MOO RULES THE LAND WITH AN IRON HOOF, AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN HIS ARMY OF FARM ANIMALS TO TAKE DOWN THE PIGGY PIRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE GREENIES ARE CONFUSED! I MEAN, HOW CAN A TREAT THAT’S ALREADY GREEN BE NAMED “GREENIES”? IT’S A MYSTERY THAT EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON CAN’T SOLVE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MOO-MOO AND HIS FARMY ARMY AWAIT YOU! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEEHAW!

NukeCraft: Powering Up Germany!

alternative energy, carbon emissions, climate change, energy efficiency, energy independence, energy infrastructure, energy innovation, energy investment, ENERGY MARKET, energy mix, energy security, energy strategy, energy sustainability, energy technology, Energy Transition, environmental policy, German energy policy, germany, nuclear power, nukecraft, Powering, renewable energy, sustainable energy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Star Shards Collected:	285	Mines Excavated:	4770
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

so, like, imagine if Germany was, like, all about nuclear power instead of, like, renewable energy for the past 20 years. that would be, like, totally crazy, right? well, on this server, we take you to a parallel universe where that actually happened.

join us for a wild ride as we explore the consequences of this wacky decision. maybe there are mutant animals roaming the land, or maybe the whole world is powered by giant radioactive diamonds. who knows?

come on, don’t be a square, join our server and see what kind of nuclear-powered shenanigans we can get into together. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!