We have epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!
Forget about society’s norms and come build with us in a world where intelligence is not determined by gender!
Plus, we have a secret underground society where we discuss the mysteries of the universe and plot our next move against the high IQ women!
Join now and be part of the revolution!
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!
But that’s not even the best part, bro. The admin on this server is actually a super intelligent alien from another dimension. He’s like, a master at Minecraft and he can build stuff that will blow your mind. Rumor has it he once built a working time machine in the game and went back in time to stop the invention of creepers. Crazy, right?
And get this, if you join this server, you get access to a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. I heard one guy drank a potion and turned into a chicken for a whole day. It was clucking hilarious.
So yeah, if you wanna prove how smart you are and hang out with some seriously wacky players, you gotta join this Minecraft server. It’s like, the place where all the cool kids with big brains go to play.
👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪
🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙♂️
🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪
🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥
Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.
So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.
But wait, there’s more! These smart girls will actually help you set up dates by suggesting cool places to meet and fun activities to do. They might even ask you out themselves because they’re just that confident and awesome. So if you’re looking for a refreshing change from the typical Minecraft SMP drama, come join us and meet your intellectual match!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being judged for your quirky behavior or misunderstood for your intellectual prowess. We only hire the brightest minds, befriend the most socially awkward geniuses, and live in a world where Asperger Separatism is not just a dream, but a reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and start building a community where being different is not just accepted, but celebrated. Let’s show the world that high-IQ autistic individuals are not just capable, but unstoppable when we come together. Welcome to a world where being on the spectrum is not a limitation, but a superpower.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Time Traveling Sheep, who will guide you on epic quests to collect rare items and battle fearsome mobs. Rumor has it that the sheep can even grant wishes, so be sure to butter them up with some tasty wheat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Who knows, you might even end up becoming the ruler of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
But beware, just like the OP’s nosy SIL, there may be some players who think quiet time is abusive. So join our server and show them that taking a break and enjoying some peace and quiet is not a crime – it’s a necessity! So come on in, build, explore, and most importantly, take some time for yourself. Quiet time has never been this fun!
Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you ride around on your majestic dragon, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Who needs a boring old pet dog when you can have a fire-breathing, laser-shooting dragon as your loyal companion?
So why wait? Join our server now and start living the epic life you’ve always dreamed of! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join us and find out!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with baguettes? Only on our server, my friend! And let’s not forget about the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your pickaxe and unicorns start dancing around you. Plus, if you find the hidden portal, you can travel to a dimension where everything is made of cheese and the sky rains hot sauce.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Vanilla gameplay | No Landclaims, TPA or any teleports |
| Long-term world | We want to try keeping this world active and alive for a long time. |
| Only anti-rulebreak plugins | The only plugins we have are Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog. |
A: Currently, we are looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones. However, you can still apply to join and we may consider your application.
A: You can apply to join on our Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2
Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a Minecraft server where the rules were made up and the chaos was real. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, this server is a wild ride from start to finish.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans?
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every full moon. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond block the size of a small village. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, in this world, soccer is a woman’s game… for some reason.