Pineapple Network
We are a new Minecraft survival server called Pineapple Network. We launched early 2025 and have high hopes for the future. Join us and let’s have some fun!
31.56.65.43:25570
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Pineapple Network – Crafty Isles
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Will season 2 to be good? Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Season 2 is going to be so epic, it’ll make your diamond armor shine with envy.Join us if you want to experience crazy adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, and trying to tame a pack of wild llamas with nothing but a carrot and a dream. And that’s just the beginning!
We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumored hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but emojis. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant flying taco that shoots fireballs made of cheese. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us for Season 2 and let the chaos begin!
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Natlan’s Not Ready Minecraft Server
>So you’ve been waiting for Natlan, huh? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is so lit, even the darkskin characters are lining up to join! We’ve got so many customization options, you can make your character glow in the dark if you want. Who needs the sun when you can shine bright like a diamond in the mines of our server?And let me tell you about the adventures you’ll have here. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE. So grab your crackers and get ready for a snack-tacular journey like no other.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a boy band. That’s right, they’re called “The Exploding Stars” and their hit single “Boom Boom Pow” is taking the Minecraft world by storm. You won’t want to miss their next concert in the Nether realm.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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FoxyCraft: Where Furry Foxes Rule the Minecraft World!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only animals you see are boring old pigs and cows? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by a whole pack of furry foxes! These mischievous little critters will keep you on your toes as you try to build your dream world.But that’s not all – these foxes aren’t your average Minecraft animals. They can talk, dance, and even play the banjo! You’ll never have a dull moment with these furry friends by your side.
So come join us on the most unique Minecraft server out there, where the foxes are friendly and the adventures are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a fox!
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Pixelated PC Paradise: Where Creeper Meets CPU
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is to have a gaming PC that’s so powerful, it can handle a RTX 4070 without breaking a sweat.Join us if you want to experience a world where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding.
Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
But beware, there are rumors of a legendary Ender Dragon that wears sunglasses and challenges players to a dance-off instead of a battle.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s see if your machine can handle the madness that awaits you.
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Blocky McBlockface
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Rotoscoped Animation Arena, where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs using only their best rotoscoped moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cheese, and befriend a talking chicken named Bob? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the laughs begin!
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MoodCraft: Where emotions are your deadliest weapon!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to subvert social standards and be your true, chaotic self!Join us as we embark on wild adventures, presuming and supplanting emotions in other players to benefit ourselves. Need someone to build you a house? Just assume they’ll do it for you! Want to raid someone’s base? Just pretend to be their long-lost cousin! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But why do we do it, you ask? Because it’s hilarious, that’s why! Who needs boring old rules and norms when you can shake things up and have a good laugh in the process? So come on, join us and let’s cause some mayhem together. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about yourself along the way. Or not, who cares, let’s just have fun!
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Crafty Sluts Server: Where Everyone’s a Blocky Babe! #MinecraftMadness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds pretty houses? Well, come join our server where we embrace our inner slutiness! That’s right, on our server, /a/ stands for “adventurous” and we encourage players to let loose and have a wild time.We have epic PvP battles where players fight for the title of the biggest slut in the land. Build giant phallic statues, create pixel art of your favorite NSFW characters, and participate in our weekly “Strip Mining” events where the last player with clothes on wins a special prize.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but vanilla, come join us on /a/ and let your inner slut shine!
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Holo-n’s Wild Ride: The Sequel
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wild that even the Hololive idols can’t get enough of it! They love HoloID so much because our server is where they go to relax and unwind after a long day of streaming.
Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might even run into a virtual idol or two! Imagine building a house next to your favorite Hololive girl and chatting with her while you mine for diamonds. It’s a dream come true!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on HoloID and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie pigman or have a tea party with an Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless on our crazy, wacky server!
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BlazeCraft: Where the only thing hotter than our lava is our memes! #SmokeySummer2023
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Canadian wildfire and crazier than a conspiracy theory? Look no further! Join our server and experience the smoke-filled chaos that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about those pesky cognitive defects and health risks caused by air pollution.But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event planned where players will have to fight off bioweapons, dodge masked kids, and avoid getting vaccinated at gunpoint. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come join us and let’s uncover the truth behind this insane psyop disguised as unintentional man-made climate change. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!