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CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Votes:	3093	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	1900	Votes:	349
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

built-in camera, Camera, digital devices, electronics, Entertainment, gift, Home Appliances, inspecting, Minecraft, new technology, privacy concerns, screen monitoring, Smart, Smart Features, smart home, Smart TV, smp, squad, Surveillance, Technology, television, video conferencing, Video recording, Visual Communication

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Buildings Constructed:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7894
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Towns Built:	4

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

business venture, convicted felon, Covid-19, distrust, Effectiveness, health, Healthcare, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistrust, mRNA, pandemic, Politics, Safety, Server, skepticism, snake oil, Trump jab, vaccine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	119	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

amazon rainforest, Beach Vibes, Beautiful landscapes, best country, Brazil, Brazilian pride, carnival capital, diverse wildlife, Famous Landmarks, long tail tag, Minecraft, numba, Number One, Rio de Janeiro, samba music, São Paulo, Server, soccer powerhouse, south america, top destination, travel goals, tropical paradise, vibrant culture

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

Asgore Angst, Can You Really Call This A Tail Cut, Edition, Fluster & Treat, Forever Young, Going to College, Hit The Spot, Lakeside, last thread, metro 2033, Minecraft, No Sunny Days Without us, She Didn’t Drop a Unique Weapon or Anything, smp, Suck, Summer Soulstice, sus, SUS archives, SUS Stories archives, Tail Sensation, The Game Where She’s From, Thread, U.R, U.R. SUCK Edition, Veth archive, Пaцaн cкaзaл – пaцaн cдeлaл

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mines Excavated:	3208
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, controversial, controversial content, Defeat, destroying ball, Ethics, Historical figures, hitler, humor, Minecraft, playing game, satire, Server, SplashCraft, sponsors, Sportsmanship, strategy, swimming, teamwork, Victory, video games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

Cards, Competition, Couch, Defeat, Disappointment, Event, exhaustion, holiday, Itis, Jobbed, Loss, Minecraft, smp, Struggle, Thanksgiving, Thanksplosion Battle Royal, Thrown, winning, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8286

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

Adventure, Antagonist, Characters, console, favorite character, Game, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, goals, Immersion, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, player, Protagonist, RPG, Server, Story-Driven, strategy, video games, virtual world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!