We got so much crazy stuff going on, you’ll be like, “Whoa, did I just get a prostate orgasm from playing Minecraft?!”
The stilettos in this server are off the charts, like seriously, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine!
So come on, join us and experience the most mind-blowing, prostate-tickling, stiletto-wielding Minecraft adventure of your life!
And get this, they have a whole section dedicated to posting photos of this random girl. Like, what even is that about? But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing, then this server is the place to be.
Join now for a wild ride of building, exploring, and checking out some random girl’s pics. It’s like a rollercoaster of wackiness that you won’t want to miss. Trust me, you’ll be questioning reality in no time.
Imagine a world where you can build the craziest heels you liked when you were a kid, like, who wouldn’t want that?
We got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into tiny little pixelated pieces.
And the community? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the community, they’re like a bunch of unicorns dancing on rainbows, it’s magical.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building those childhood heels, bro!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant turtle! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who will only let you have the loot if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is made of cheese!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all!
Join us for epic battles against a horde of mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a giant pig that can fly and breathe fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
Join us and bond with fellow players over fashion, teach each other creative makeup styles, and show off your most glamorous outfits before heading out on epic quests. Who knows, you might even inspire someone to embrace their natural leg hair like our player did with her niece!
But beware, not everyone on the server is as open-minded as we are. Watch out for the “shave police” who might try to kick you out for daring to be different. Remember, there’s more than one way to be a girly girl in our world.
So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your fabulous flag fly high! Who needs smooth legs when you have diamond armor and a killer sense of style? It’s a virtual world where individuality reigns supreme, and where being yourself is the ultimate power-up. See you there, darling!
Join us and experience a world where wearing stripper heels is not only encouraged, but required to show your love for your in-game boyfriend. Trust us, he’ll appreciate it.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Twerking Creeper and the Disco Skeleton. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond thongs and glow-in-the-dark armor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just remember to bring your best pair of stripper heels!
Join us for a wild ride as we take you on a journey through multiple episodes of intense torture where you’ll have to escape from crazy traps, battle evil mobs, and outsmart devious puzzles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
So why wait? Join our server now for a twisted and thrilling adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!
A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock
| Server Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity Voice Chat | Makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends |
| Custom Cosmetic Items | Large amount of custom cosmetics available |
| Crates | 4 always available crates and seasonal crates |
| Claims | Used to protect against griefing |
| Toggleable PvP | Option to turn PvP on or off |
| Graves | Receive 3 graves with a 24h timer on death |
| Waystones | Teleport to activated Waystones for faster travel |
IP: thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
What to expect on The Stone Golem SMP?
The server runs in Hard Mode and everything is free except for monetary gain through donations. There are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events.
Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?
Yes, all features that add or take away from the Vanilla experience can be easily toggled off for those who prefer a fully Vanilla experience.
How old is The Stone Golem SMP?
The server is almost 3 years old and has never and will never reset.
How can I gain access to Crate keys?
You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.
Is PvP optional on the server?
Yes, there is a toggleable PvP option for players who enjoy PvP and those who do not.
What is the punishment for deaths on the server?
There are 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for each death, ensuring that there is a consequence without ruining the game experience.
Are there ways to fast travel on the server?
Yes, players can use Waystones to teleport to other activated Waystones, making exploration and travel easier.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely out of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP arenas, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!
Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Cinnamon flavored Migu, there lies a magical diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. These llamas are said to possess the power to grant wishes to any player who can best them in a dance-off. Will you be the one to out-shuffle these mystical creatures and claim your prize?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night in the Nether realm. Get your glowsticks ready and prepare to boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Cinnamon flavored Migu. This mythical beast is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can catch a glimpse of its shimmering fur.
So what are you waiting for? Join Cinnamon flavored Migu today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world.
We are an 18+ Minecraft based network ever expanding, we currently have our flagship servers, Bay City Survival Nation (BCSN) a semi-vanilla smp, Bay City Enhanced Survival (BCE) a modded survival Server, with more at hand and on the way.
All our servers are whitelisted, and require you to join our Discord initially so we can get to know you, and you can get to know us!
Our Discord link is https://discord.gg/ZR8ZuNgaBU
This is also listed as our website here!
We look forward to seeing you!
185.38.151.7:25567
| Server Features | Active player base |
|---|---|
| Mods | Create mod and other handpicked mods |
| Community | Whitelisted community focused on collaboration and innovation |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join the server? | Join our Discord channel and follow the application process. |
| What is the main mod used on the server? | The Create mod is at the heart of our world. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, the Homeowners Association (HOA) enforces minor rules to maintain server aesthetics. |
| Can I start my own town on the server? | Absolutely! Feel free to establish your own community. |
| What values does the community hold? | Collaboration, innovation, and a passion for building remarkable creations. |
Join our server and you’ll be treated like royalty by our entertainer-turned-server-owner. She’s so based that she even broke kayfabe just for you! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see what all the hype is about on our insane Minecraft server!
Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is blushing. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and scandalous love triangles that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as steamy as a Nether portal on a hot summer day. Just remember to keep your armor on, things tend to get a little…risque around here.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| A Safe Space! | We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind. |
| A world You help shape! | Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding! You decide the story! |
| Squaremap! | No risk of getting lost! |
| Friendly and Active staff! | If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can. If the issue is with a staff member themself, the server owner can be trusted to be unbiased. |
| A variety of Character Options! | When joining the discord, you get access to the full list of the species you can base your character on. At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them! All 8 species also comes with their own perk. |
| No client-required Mods! | We do recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!For the above reason, there is a Resource Pack for those interested, but again definitely not a requirement to have! |
| A couple of server-side mods | Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, Fast Leaf Decay |
| NO END | The End Dimension does not exist in this world. However, we have custom recipes to still get End materials! |
A: Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j
A: Currently, we only have 8 predefined species to choose from, each with their own unique perks.
A: Your imagination is your only limit when it comes to building. You are free to create anything within the world of Mildew.
A: Yes, Mildew RP is an 18+ server to ensure a mature and respectful community.
