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High Fiber

  • Crafty Fiber Fun Land

    Crafty Fiber Fun Land
    come join our cray cray minecraft server where we serve up a high-fiber dietary intervention like no other! our nutrivention will have you mining and crafting like a pro in no time, all while improving biomarkers of disease (whatever that means) and possibly delaying progression to myeloma (sounds spooky, right?).

    we’ve got insane stories of players who went from total noobs to diamond-clad warriors thanks to our magical fiber-filled world. one player even said they cured their zombie pigman phobia by eating a bowl of our special nutrivention stew!

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building cool stuff, but also improving your health and maybe even saving you from a myeloma attack (whatever that is), then come join us! who knew minecraft could be so nutri-licious?

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  • OatmealDietGamer – Minecraft SMP

    OatmealDietGamer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the oatmeal diet like never before.

    Picture this: instead of counting calories and feeling deprived, you’ll be mining for oats in our virtual oatmeal mines. And get this – every time you eat a bowl of oatmeal in-game, you’ll actually lose weight in real life! It’s like magic, but better because it’s Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Oatmeal Monster, a giant creature made entirely of oats who roams the land looking for players to challenge to oatmeal eating contests. Beat him in a battle of the oats and you’ll be rewarded with special powers that will help you on your weight loss journey.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start shedding those pounds the oatmeal way!

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  • ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

    ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

    So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

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  • VeggieVillagers

    VeggieVillagers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant broccoli monsters that shoot kale lasers from their eyes! Explore a world where carrots are actually sentient beings that will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Apple of Immortality!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted fruits that grant you superpowers like flying on a banana peel or turning invisible by eating a magic blueberry!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure? Come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience out there!

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