Imagine logging on to our server and finding your significant other wearing your most expensive in-game watch. But instead of getting upset, you both can laugh it off and have a great time together exploring our virtual world.
And don’t worry about financial backgrounds here, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. No need to explain your expensive hobbies to anyone, just enjoy the luxury life in Minecraft!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knew a virtual world could solve all your relationship problems?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire for control of the land.
Need a break from all the mining and battling? Take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, or relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most diamond-protected adventure of your life!
Join us on our server and experience a world where demons roam freely, where every block you break could unleash a horde of angry pixies, and where the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. Emulate the PS2 ones? Ha! We’ve got demons that make those look like cuddly kittens.
So why wait? Dive into the madness and join our server today. Who knows, you might just come out the other side with a newfound appreciation for the SMT series…or a severe case of pixie-induced PTSD.
Explore our server and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster of living with your boyfriend, his grandparents, his mom, his brother, and a revolving door of relatives who eat your food and use your shower. Can you keep up with the laundry, cleaning, and dishes like our player, who is the only one showing respect to the grandparents?
Join us for a server experience like no other, where every day brings a new twist and turn in the saga of family dynamics. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic household, or will you stir the pot even more? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!
But that’s not all! Our country is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a llama into battle. The national anthem is sung by a chorus of creepers and the currency is golden carrots.
So why settle for boring old reality when you could live in our crazy Minecraft country? Join now and experience a whole new world of ridiculousness!
Our server is so NSFW, even the creepers blush when they see our players strutting their stuff in their risqué armor sets. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous dance parties that happen every Friday night at the virtual club!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with NSFW treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your parents too if they catch you playing). So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most NSFW hill in Minecraft – if you dare!
also, like, did you know that if you join, you get a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and breathe fire on all the creepers? yeah, it’s totally true, bro.
oh, and, like, the best part is that we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and fight off evil witches with your enchanted sword.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!
so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest turbulence in both earth and space, you gotta join this server. we got crazy storms, insane winds, and even some alien creatures causing chaos. it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in minecraft. trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s ride the turbulence together!
| Main Guidelines | As unaltered as possible with only 3 plugins interfering with pure Vanilla survival |
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| Features | No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome, No (Mojang) chat reports, No McMMO or donation perks, World never resets |
| Community | Laid back rules, close-knit community, with events and assistance available |
| Specs & Plugins | Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; using Paper and various plugins and tweaks |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age restriction for this server? | Yes, players must be 18 or older. |
| Are there any benefits for different player ranks? | No, there are only two ranks and they do not give any benefits. |
| Can I buy power or in-game advantages with real money? | No, you cannot buy power for real money on this server. |
| Are there adminshops on the server? | No, there are no adminshops. Player trading is done via signs. |
| Can I use /tpa or /sethome commands? | No, those commands are not available on this server. |
| What is the default currency on the server? | Diamonds are the default currency, but it is not enforced. |