High-End Restaurants MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExpensiveEatsMC

extravagant dining, extravagant food, splurge meals, upscale dining, high-end restaurants

Are you tired of drooling over expensive delicacies that you can’t afford? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can feast on all the virtual gourmet food your heart desires without breaking the bank! From diamond-encrusted cake to golden apple pie, our server has it all!

Join us and embark on a culinary adventure like no other as you explore our vast world filled with edible wonders. Who needs real food when you can chow down on pixelated delights that are just as satisfying (and calorie-free)?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a buffet of absurdly extravagant dishes that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet untouched. Trust us, once you take a bite, you’ll never want to log off!

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Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

indulgent sushi, high-priced sushi, decadent meals, gourmet sushi, gourmet dining

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Fix This Piece Of Shit Minecraft SMP

Troubleshooting Guide, technical support, troubleshooting solutions, troubleshooting tips, Piece

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords comes charging at you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of while fending off attacks from zombie hordes. And let’s not forget about our legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most destruction.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back – you never know when a herd of killer sheep might come stampeding your way.

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Adventurer’s Quest Minecraft Server

Character arcs, Character development, Story structure, narrative design, writing style

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT. Our team of writers includes a former soap opera star, a talking parrot, and a time-traveling banana. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious dialogue, and plot twists that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Who needs Wolfenstein when you can have whatever this is?! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have a lot of explosions).

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Shill Me Your Favorite Low Cap Gems Minecraft SMP

Gems, Minecraft, undervalued, CAP, digital assets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is low cap gems! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we only deal in the rarest and most obscure gems you can find in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the craziest group of players you’ll ever meet. We’ve got a player who once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, another player who has a pet zombie pigman named Bob, and don’t even get me started on the player who claims to have found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into with our wacky group of players and our obsession with low cap gems!

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Empyrean Middle School

Lands, building, Server, alliances, teamwork

Welcome to Empyrean SMP, where adventure, teamwork, and competition come together in a dynamic Minecraft experience! Whether you’re building an empire, battling foes, or thriving in the economy, there’s something here for everyone.

Features:

Economy: Buy, sell, and trade your way to riches in our player-driven market Claim Lands: Protect your builds and establish your territory with ease. PvP (SPvP/CPvP): Test your combat skills in both sword PvP and crystal PvP action. Crates: Unlock powerful rewards and surprises with our custom crate system. Teams: Form alliances, build communities, and dominate together! Join Empyrean SMP today and discover a vibrant community where your next great adventure begins.

Join Now! Server IP: Empyrean.mysrv.us Discord: https://discord.gg/Quskdn5N4H

Empyrean.mysrv.us:25726

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Solana Craft

alpha release, Development, Solana Craft, Vanilla, Server

This server is still under development, but you can join to help us test our features. You will surely be rewarded once the server reaches its alpha release.

https://discord.gg/5mnZ3St4CT

solanacraft.world

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WOP’s Fear Minecraft Server

Server, Trust, D.C. suburbs, Assassination, CEO assassination

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the chaotic world of WOP Red Terror in America! Luigi, the upper middle class assassin from the D.C. suburbs, is causing mayhem and striking fear into the hearts of CEOs everywhere. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back as you navigate through this thrilling adventure. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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I am not gay Minecraft SMP

sexual orientation, LGBTQ, homosexual, lgbtq rights, Gender Identity

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including your love life apparently! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there.

Our community is full of colorful characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pranks on each other, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind explosive surprises for unsuspecting players. So if you’re into a little bit of danger with your Minecraft experience, this is the place for you.

And did we mention that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep? Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as you are. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected of places…

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Pixel Paradise – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, dlc, gog games, yayo modlist, cdda modlist

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Funny Bugs Edition will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first just to try it out. And don’t even get us started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Looking to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will have you soaring through the game like never before.

And if you’re wondering where to get Tynan’s amazing book, just head to Amazon and prepare to be amazed. As for Rimworld, you can try it out first on a website that sounds like it’s straight out of a pirate’s dream.

Don’t forget to check out our new patch notes and mods that will take your gaming experience to the next level. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, just check out our handy guide that will have you modding like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, bugs, and plenty of fun!

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