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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3624 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.
Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.
Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.
So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!
