High-Emissions Scenario MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Antarctic Current Meltdown

global warming, Antarctic Circumpolar Current, acc, ocean circulation, climate change

come join our minecraft server where the Antarctic Circumpolar Current is like, totally out of control man! the ocean current is like, going crazy and causing all sorts of wacky adventures for players! imagine sailing your boat and getting swept away by the insane currents, only to be rescued by a friendly dolphin who guides you to hidden treasures!

but watch out for the ice shelves around Antarctica, they’re melting faster than a snowman in summer! you might stumble upon a secret underwater base filled with penguins throwing a wild party, or discover a lost city buried beneath the ice where ancient civilizations once thrived.

with the ACC in chaos, who knows what kind of crazy climate changes will happen next! maybe it’ll start raining diamonds or snowing lava, the possibilities are endless on our server. so come on down and join the fun, because things are about to get wild in the world of minecraft!

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Tropics & Tempo

climate projections, scientific studies, climate science, temperature extremes, high-emissions scenario

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! We got crazy weather changes like you’ve never seen before. Picture this: one minute you’re building a cozy little house in a sunny meadow, and the next minute a freakin’ tornado comes outta nowhere and blows it all to smithereens! It’s like Mother Nature on steroids, man.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we got tropical biomes that’ll make you feel like you’re sippin’ on a coconut on a sandy beach. And don’t even get me started on the subtropics – it’s like a jungle out there, with all sorts of wild creatures ready to pounce on ya. It’s a real-life safari, but in Minecraft!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of extreme weather and exotic biomes like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those pesky tornadoes – they’re a real game-changer!

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NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

great depression, private sector employment, WPA, Private, NewDealCraft

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

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PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

tough stains, cleaning solutions, Home cleaning, carpet cleaning tips, carpet restoration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

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VidyaTomboySMPQueen

Girl Power, female empowerment, love, vidya, strong female leads

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

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SobrietySass Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Self Respect, overreaction, Trust, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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BabyBlockerMC

ignoring, baby, food court, Upset, acknowledge

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

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CraftyAdviceMC SMP

helpful tips, life advice, motivational words, valuable life lessons, Mentorship

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

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SatMorningNostalgia

Saturday Morning Classics, Saturday Morning Viewing, Nostalgia, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday Morning Throwback

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!

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VenezuelaVibes Minecraft Server

democracy in crisis, Server, Presidential election, Latin America, united states

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing ur butt off? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a minecraft server where all the blocks were made of candy. yep, u heard me right, CANDY! imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and lollipops, it’s a dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride unicorns and fly on giant marshmallows. u can even battle evil gummy bears and save the day with ur trusty diamond sword. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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