🔥High cholesterol Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cholesterol Crafters: Scan City

30 years old, 50 years old, artery health, Atherosclerosis, cardiovascular disease, carotid arteries, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, city, Crafters, early detection, health, heart health, High cholesterol, Long-term Health, medical imaging, Medical research, Patients, Prevention, risk factor, Scan, ultrasound scans, vascular health, young age

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

CholesterolCraftOmega3

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cholesterol levels, CholesterolCraftOmega3, Dietary supplements, fatty acids, genetic factors, genetic predisposition, genetic risk, health, healthy lifestyle, Heart Disease, High cholesterol, lipid metabolism, Long-term Health, nutrition, omega-3, Prevention, research, study, Supplements

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Votes:	8844
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Enchantments Applied:	150
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	193	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

so, like, you ever heard of a minecraft server that can, like, counteract your genetic predisposition to high cholesterol? ya, this server is like a magical potion for your health, but in minecraft form. join us and your heart will thank you later, bro. plus, our server is so lit that even the omega-3 supplements are jealous. come build with us and live a long, healthy life filled with blocky adventures. trust me, your doctor will be amazed at your cholesterol levels after playing on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the minecraft magic do its thing.

CraftyCholesterolBusters

Atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, Cardiology, cardiovascular health, Cholesterol lowering, clinical trials, Coronary artery disease, CraftyCholesterolBusters, drug therapy, Evolocumab, Healthcare, Heart Disease, High cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, Lipid management, medication, PCSK9 inhibitor, pharmaceutical, research, review, Secondary prevention, Treatment

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

DadCraft: Cringe Edition

awkward, cringe, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy, dad humor, dad jokes, dad moves, dad slang, DadCraft, Edition, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing dad, eye roll, father daughter, gen z, Gestures, millennial, Outdated, Sassy, Slang

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

border towns, BorderTownSewageSaviors, coastal pollution, cross-border cooperation, environmental crisis, environmental emergency, Environmental Protection, Gushing, international aid, marine life impact, pollution cleanup, pollution control, public health, sea pollution, Sewage, sewage treatment, urgent assistance, us mexico border, wastewater management, water contamination, water quality monitoring

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Void Gems Collected:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

adorable, animal companion, Aquatic, cute, fins, funny, humor, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Ocean, partner, pet, relationship, sea creature, Server, SharkWife, SharkWifes, Spouse, Tail, teeth, Underwater, Unique

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

black people, Drama, Elevate, exclusive, hololive, HololiveEN, HololiveJP, INFERIOR, Infighting, Liberty, Minecraft, necessity, opinion, PEERS, PixelPunch, post, Reply, Respect, Server, society, Thread, valuable, watch

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Emeralds Found:	8224
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!

Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Dads, dress alterations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, father daughter relationship, father’s approval, father’s disappointment, father’s dreams, Fiance, HEARTBREAK, making decisions, Minecraft, Server, sister drama, wedding dress, wedding dress fitting, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding traditions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

NovoDroneCityCraft

ALERT, Black sea, Coastal, Defense, drone alert, Maritime, maritime security, Mayor, Naval, NovoDroneCityCraft, Novorossiisk, PORT, port security, russia, russia news, Safety, sea drone, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned vehicles

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Animals Bred:	113	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94

come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!

we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	500	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	223
New Chunks Explored:	717369	Towns Built:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

Bioinformatics, Biomarker discovery, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer research, early detection, Edition, genomics, liquid biopsy, Metabolomics, Molecular profiling, Non-invasive testing, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, proteomics, SalivaCraft, Salivaomics, Salivaoncoomics, Salivary Biomarkers, Salivary diagnostics, Transcriptomics, tumor markers

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

LightCraft Minecraft Server

LightCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Love Letters Sent:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).