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TendieMcSlopTrannies Minecraft SMP Madness

chicken, comfort food, controversial, controversial food, dietary needs, Dinner, fast food, fuck, high calorie, indulgence, madness, McDonald, Meal, meat, Minecraft, protein, ribs, SLOP, smp, tendie, TendieMcSlopTrannies, trannies, Transgender, Unhealthy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with tendie-loving, McDonald’s-slop-eating trannies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about the ribs, baby! We’ve got a full day’s worth of protein just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Join us for the most meat-tastic Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Who needs tendies when you can have ribs for days? Come join us and feast like a king (or queen, we don’t discriminate) on the most delicious virtual ribs you’ve ever tasted. It’s a meat lover’s paradise, and you won’t want to miss out!

PeanutButterPartyPanic

Allergy, bbq, Communication, food allergies, Kids, misunderstandings, neighbor, parenting, Party, peanut allergy, peanut butter, peanut butter cookies, PeanutButterPartyPanic, potluck, potluck etiquette, premixed cookie dough, safety precautions, social interactions, suburban neighborhood, Trust

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the time we brought peanut butter cookies to a party and caused a neighborhood feud? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players.

Our server is so epic that even the cookies we bring will cause drama for months to come. Imagine the excitement of trying to avoid peanut butter cookies while navigating through our virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

Join now and be part of a community where even the smallest actions can lead to outrageous consequences. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Just make sure to leave your peanut butter cookies at home!

MineTubeDaily

#youtube, binge watching, Channels.., CONTENT, Creators, Daily, Digital, Entertainment, influencers, internet, Media, MineTubeDaily, ONLINE, Popular, Recommendations, streaming, subscriptions, trending, Videos, vlogs, watch

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of watching those boring Minecraft Let’s Plays on YouTube? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just watch out for the explosions).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join us and help us overthrow his clucky reign (or just hang out and farm some wheat, whatever floats your boat).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ColdCraft: Cool or Sick?

Awesome, cold, coldcraft, colloquialism, Communication, confusion, Cool, cultural nuances, Expression, IDIOMS, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, Perception, phrases, reaction, response, sick, Slang, slang terms, social cues

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

join this epic server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds raining from the sky and villagers breakdancing in the town square. our moderators are actual wizards who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with a flick of their wand.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cake. another player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of evil bunnies.

if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures in Minecraft, then this server is the place to be. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the block.

Aeltheria

Adventure, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, marketplace, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Falling into the Void:	2

Step into Aeltheria, a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore custom-generated worlds like Eldoria, Avaloria, and Twilight Realm, or enjoy familiar vanilla worlds. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, our server offers: -Player-Driven Economy: Sell items to other players, not the server. -Unique Jobs: Earn titles and perks from the start, with no job limitations. -Custom Textures: Enjoy custom menus, tools, armor, tradable tool wraps, cosmetics, and collectibles. -Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community using Towny for collaboration. -Immersive NPCs: Meet engaging characters like Sunny the Greeter and Lorelei the Librarian. -No Pay-to-Win: Premium currency for crate keys, cosmetics, and more can also be earned in-game. -Much More: Discover lore, custom fishing textures, collections, ArtMap, and virtual storage.

play.aeltheria.com

AirsMCItalia

1.21, 1.8, AIRSMC, Bedwars, Factions, Fun, italy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Players, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	2989	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

AIRSMC is a server developed to have fun with other players SERVER BEDWARS KITPVP AND FACTIONS from 1.8-1.21

AIRSMC is a server developed to have fun together with other players SERVER BEDWARS KITPVP AND FACTIONS from 1.8-1.21

mc33.gamehosting.it:4001

Aztec Empire

Ancient, Apocalypse, Aztec, aztec empire, Aztec Empire MCVerse OST, Campaign, Campaign City, challenge, Cities, Civilization, Compositions, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Discord Channel, Discordsrv, Economy, Empire, Free Forge, games, MCVerse, Megabuilds, Mini Games, mobs, Monster, Other, patch notes, Patreon, Project, PvP, RPG, smp, Survival, Twitch Stream

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2110	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Aztec Empire MCVerseaztecempire.mcverse.net

An RPG experience unlike other! This server presents as a hybrid rpg with a complex campaign, a Free Forge SMP and Multiple mini games.

The server has officially gone through the next iteration with a hard reboot. A lot of the maps have been scraped and is being re done and released to the public over time. I have finally found someone who is able to create custom plugins for the server and most of them are being coded at this moment. Please let staff know if you experience any bugs! I still need someone who is able to create a custom resource pack, Please DM me on Discord if you are able to do so.

SHORT Progress notes:The list below details All of the things that have been completed, in progress or planed for the server Please see the official discord for the most up to date Patch notes and announcements

Campaign City/location list (planned)

-Colhuacan-Itztapalapa-Mexicatzinco-Huitzilopochco-Coyohuacan-Quiahuac-Tenamitla-Moteuczoma-Tlacopaque-Axolla-Zacatitlan-Atoyac-Mixcohuac-Xochimanca-Nonohualco-Customer-Atlaculhuayan– Aunt-Tequexquinahuac-Tlacatecco-Ahuehuetlan -Acachinanco -Tepetlazinco -Tlcoman -Chapoltepec-Poptlan-Tlacopan-Tenochtitlan-Mexihco-Tlatelolco-Mazatzintamalco-Nextitlan-Xochimanca-Huacalco -Cuatlapan-Xaltenco-Huitznahuac

Aztec Empire MCVerse OST (compositions planned & or in progress)

– Overture [main menu theme] – The City of Gold– A Dark Path– Salvation– The Great Sacrifice– Betrayal– Twisted Fate– The Unknown– Resistance– Unwanted truce– Revelation– Wilderness– Sanctuary– Epilogue

I Twitch stream this server occasionally, make sure to follow if you would like to see how I build on my server: http://www.twitch.tv/icefang23

Aztec Empire Minecraft Server

Click here to join the Aztec Empire MCverse Discord channel

Click here to Become an Aztec Empire MCverse Patron

Any exciting Ideas that would improve this server? please state and explain in the comment section below 😉

aztecempire.mcverse.net

Welcome to “lowcraft: where PVP is just a gentle tap, Vanilla is chocolate swirl, and Anarchy means sharing the cookies! 1.20.6”

1.20.6, Alliance, Anarchy, base protection, boosted generation, Chocolate, clan system, Clan Wars, COOKIES, custom events, density, Fresh Map, gentle, hacking not allowed, Interact, lowcraft, Means, Players, PvP, Resources, sharing, small map, structure generation, Survival, SWIRL, Tap, team-up, Vanilla, War, weekly wipes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3170	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	highcraft.hosting.ethera.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/8cYUEyBJ8C
Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCFoBxqKtMk

Just a really small map where people are forced to fight or team up for resources, with a neat clan system that allows you to make your own teams, clan wars, or whatever you really want to do, we still have a lot of stuff pending but the server is already running! its a really nice survival-pvp experience, not for everyone!

Note: Hacking is not allowed.

What we have to offer:

250 by 250 block map, forcing players to interact with each other
No structure protection of any sort, you better hide your base good
High Structure Density, Boosted Structure Generation
Weekly wipes, so new players can hop on, and old players don’t get bored
Fresh map every week
Custom events everyday

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed on our server.
Do you have a clan system on the server?	Yes, we have a neat clan system that allows players to make their own teams and participate in clan wars.
How often do you wipe the map?	We conduct weekly wipes to keep the gameplay fresh for both new and old players.

Blocky Bonanza Minecraft Server

/x board, blocky, bonanza, common observations, conspiracy theories, dry market, EA College Football, EA recycled garbage, gaming industry, Lurker, market saturation, middle school experiences, Minecraft, new game releases, Nostalgia, novelty in gaming, Politics, pornographic content, Server, sex talk, trailer releases, video games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Items Found:	4459	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any porn stuff lurking around (unless you count those sneaky pigs in heat)! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocky bliss.

Join us for epic adventures and outrageous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty sword (or maybe just throw some potatoes at them, we won’t judge).

Looking for a break from the mundane? Dive into our secret underground bunker filled with mysterious treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the land and pigs can fly (literally).

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t discriminate), and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CraftyCoping in Minecraft SMP

coping, coping strategies, CraftyCoping, emotional resilience., emotional well being, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health empowerment, mental health journey, mental health recovery, mental health support, mental strength, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, yea

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	213	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is the only place where you can trade with villagers who speak in nothing but puns and riddles.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil bunnies, and every full moon, the sky rains down enchanted golden carrots for all players to feast on.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

HairCraft Minecraft Server

charging for services, electricity cost, fair compensation, friend drama, friendship boundaries, hair stylist, HairCraft, intricate styles, Lowballing, loyalty, Minecraft, personal services, pricing dispute, pricing negotiation, product usage, professional services, salon experience, Server, time consuming, Time management, value of work, wash and style

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort like I value my hair styling skills? Look no further, because on our server, we understand the importance of hard work and dedication!

Just like how I put in hours of work to create intricate hairstyles, our server is dedicated to providing you with the best gaming experience possible. And just like how my friend tried to lowball me for my services, we promise not to cheap out on quality!

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where your skills are truly appreciated. And hey, if you ever need a break from mining and crafting, just remember that I never charge for hair styling on the server. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing crazier than my friend’s hair requests is the amount of fun you’ll have!