high calorie – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

TendieMcSlopTrannies Minecraft SMP Madness
chicken, comfort food, controversial, controversial food, dietary needs, Dinner, fast food, fuck, high calorie, indulgence, madness, McDonald, Meal, meat, Minecraft, protein, ribs, SLOP, smp, tendie, TendieMcSlopTrannies, trannies, Transgender, Unhealthy
Are you tired of dealing with tendie-loving, McDonald’s-slop-eating trannies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about the ribs, baby! We’ve got a full day’s worth of protein just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Join us for the most meat-tastic Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Who needs tendies when you can have ribs for days? Come join us and feast like a king (or queen, we don’t discriminate) on the most delicious virtual ribs you’ve ever tasted. It’s a meat lover’s paradise, and you won’t want to miss out!

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Adventure SMP
active community, Adventure, Adventure SMP, Community, Cooperative, Crates, Exploration, friendly players, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, nice people, ONLINE, Server, smp, Survival, Survival multiplayer, survival server
Join our Survival server! Its a fun SMP with a lot of nice people! And we offer a lot of crates and a lot of fun! So join the adventure today! We hope we can see you one day!
185.228.82.9:25749

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Shattered Infinity SMP

adventurers, alliances, Artifacts, Automation, challenge, Collaborative, community-driven, create mod, Dimensions, Discord, Engineer, Infinity, Kingdoms, Machines, magic enthusiasts, Medieval, Shattered, smp, Supernatural, supportive, Survival, Vampire, witch

Server Name	Shattered Infinity SMP
Server Type	Modded Medieval Server
Description	A community-focused server where players can shape their destiny and explore endless possibilities.
Features	Terrifying Nights Join or Lead Kingdoms Magical Powers Create & Build Modded Exploration Community-Driven Gameplay Discord Community

FAQ

1. How do I join the Shattered Infinity SMP server?

You can join the server by connecting to the server IP with the modpack installed. The server IP information can be found on our Discord community.

2. Can I become a vampire or a witch on the server?

Yes, you can harness magical powers as a witch or embrace the supernatural by becoming a vampire on the server.

3. Are there kingdom mechanics in the game?

Players have the option to join or lead kingdoms on the server, forming alliances and creating powerful factions to protect themselves and thrive in the world.

4. What modded exploration features are available on the server?

Players can discover new dimensions, powerful artifacts, and secrets of an expansive modded world on the Shattered Infinity SMP server.

5. How can I collaborate with other players on the server?

You can collaborate with like-minded players in a supportive and fun environment through the built-in community-driven gameplay features of the server.

Mystic Realm of Ina’s Quest 1.20.6
1.20.6, Behavior, controversy, cultural influence, Curiosity, desire, Ethics, fascination, Gender Roles, girlplap, ina, Inas, JPs, justice of the peace, morality, mystic, peer influence, Psychology, Quest, Realm, social norms, societal pressure, taboo, tradition, trend
OMG, like, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever, where you can girlslap Ina all day long! Like, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? It’s like a virtual girlslapping paradise, but with blocks and stuff. And the best part is, you can team up with other players to create the ultimate girlslapping squad! So if you’re into that sort of thing, then this server is definitely for you. Join now and start slapping away!

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LasagneCraft: AITA Confused?
Confused, cooking lasagne, fresh lasagne sheets, fresh vs. pre-cooked lasagne, lasagne arguments, lasagne communication, lasagne cooking instructions, lasagne cooking methods, lasagne cooking preferences, lasagne cooking techniques, lasagne cooking times, lasagne ingredients, lasagne preferences, lasagne preparation, lasagne sheets, lasagne shopping, lasagne shopping confusion, lasagne technology, LasagneCraft, pre cooking lasagne, understanding lasagne
Welcome to our Minecraft server where asking questions and seeking understanding is not only encouraged but celebrated! Just like the player in this story who wanted to know the difference between fresh lasagne sheets and no pre-cook ones, we value curiosity and learning.
Join us and never be afraid to ask why we build a giant chicken statue or why we ride pigs instead of horses. Our community is all about exploring and discovering new things, just like our player who wanted to know the intricacies of lasagne sheet choices.
So come on over to our server and let your inquisitive nature run wild. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe while building a pixelated castle. And remember, it’s not about being a “yes dear” robot, it’s about being a fearless explorer of the Minecraft world!

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PixelPlayground
console gaming, current games, favorite games, Gamers, gaming addiction, Gaming Challenges, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming industry, gaming platforms, gaming preferences, gaming trends, Mobile Gaming, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, PixelPlayground, Playing, video games
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where chickens ride pigs into battle, creepers wear top hats, and the only way to travel is by riding on the back of a flying llama.
Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Build your dream castle out of giant marshmallows and cotton candy, guarded by an army of rainbow-colored sheep.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants unlimited power to whoever holds it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT maze that will do just that).

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CraftyTrumpTiffs
Agreement, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpTiffs, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, economic impact, frayed, international relations, leadership, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, tariff row, Tension, trade war, trump, US-Canada ties
So, like, this server is totally lit, dude. It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna escape from all that drama between US and Canada about tariffs and stuff. Like, Trump made something snap in us, you know? But on this server, we don’t care about that. We just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time.
Join us if you wanna be part of a community that’s all about having fun and not getting caught up in all that political nonsense. Plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was founded by a group of llamas who escaped from a circus and decided to start their own Minecraft world. It’s wild, man.
So come on over and join the llama revolution. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. What more could you ask for? Let’s build some epic stuff together, dude.

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Storm Prison
Prison, PvP, Survival Minigames Creative Skyblock Factions PvP Economy Roleplay Adventure Quests Parkour Hardcore Modded Vanilla Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Whitelisted Anarchy Hermitcraft
StormPrisons is a OG Prison server, we aren’t P2W everything that you can get in the store you can get in game. Join now!
185.83.155.2:25616

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Zlandiacraft.aternos.me server minecraft
Adventure, Alpha_version_server, Beautiful, Beta_version_server, Community, Crafting, Data_release, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Wake Up, world, Zlandiacraft.aternos.me
In our server you can get into a fantastic world where to wake up everything beautifully
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ZelandiaCraft.aternos.me

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LostLandsRP

armor, daily events, Dedicated Staff, Discord, discord.gg, Events, FANTASY, height, Immersion, Ip:, LostLandsRP, new content, player model, Potions, Recommend, Resources, Roleplay, Server, trying out, weapons

Lost Lands RP Server Overview

Server Name	Lost Lands RP
Server Type	Fantasy Roleplay
Features	Proximity voice chat, custom weapons, potions, armor, resources, immersive player customization
Daily Events	Yes
IP Address	lostlandsrp.mc.gg
Discord	discord.gg/lostlandsrp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only a few weeks old.
What type of server is it?	Lost Lands RP is a fantasy roleplay server.
Is there proximity voice chat?	Yes, the server uses proximity voice chat for added immersion.
Are there custom weapons and armor?	Yes, the server offers a variety of custom weapons, potions, armor, and resources.
Can I set custom player model height?	Yes, players can set a custom player model height for their characters.
Are there daily events?	Yes, the staff holds daily events for various items.

Eternal Vortex 1.20.5
1.20.5, anger, coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, emotional pain, ETERNAL, hatred, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, negative emotions, self destruction, self hate, self worth, self-preservation, suicidal ideation, SUICIDE, Support, Survival, Therapy, vortex
Yo, bro, if you’re feeling like the world is a dumpster fire and you’re just a sad little marshmallow roasting in the flames, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Why? Because here, you can unleash all your pent-up rage and frustration by blowing up virtual blocks instead of real people. It’s like therapy, but with explosions. So come on, let’s turn that self-loathing into some epic creeper explosions. Who needs therapy when you have TNT?

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