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ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

ML Network

Bedwars, KitPvP, Mini Games, MMORPG Role-playing Sandbox Adventure Online Multiplayer Fantasy Survival Creative Building Exploration Minigames Economy PvP PvE Quests Mods Customization Virtual World Open-world, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

ML Network is a cutting-edge Minecraft server platform that boasts a rich portfolio of captivating game modes, including Survival, Skyblock, Oneblock, TNT Run, PvP, Bedwars, Parkour, Murder Mystery, Hub PvP, Skywars, and TNT Tag, ensuring a thrilling adventure for players of all skill levels.

Every minecraft players – Java + Bedrock + Crack + Premium can play here

play.mlnetwork.fpr.net:24482

MineAdventures

Community Events, Friendly Combat, hardcore mode, Hostile Combat, No Hand-Holding, one life, Player Trading, player-driven economy, procedural generation, pure Minecraft experience, PvP, Quick Thinking, Randomly Generated World, relationships, reputation, Resourcefulness, Server Events, Survival, Thriving Community, Vanilla, Will to survive

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Description: Embark on a perilous journey in our hardcore Minecraft survival server. This unforgiving world demands resourcefulness, quick thinking, and a strong will to survive. With no hand-holding or modern conveniences, you’ll be thrown into a world where every decision matters.

Key Features:

Vanilla Experience: Experience the pure, unadulterated Minecraft experience. No mods or plugins to interfere with the core gameplay. Hardcore Mode: Test your mettle against the ultimate challenge. One life, no respawns. Every death is permanent. Player-Driven Economy: Trade resources, items, and services with other players to build a thriving community. PvP: Engage in friendly or hostile combat with other players, but be mindful of the consequences. Your reputation and relationships can have a significant impact on your survival. Community Events: Participate in server-wide events and challenges for unique rewards and experiences. Join forces with other players to overcome obstacles and achieve common goals. Procedural Generation: Explore a vast, randomly generated world filled with endless possibilities. Discover hidden treasures, conquer dangerous biomes, and build your own unique empire. Join us for a truly authentic Minecraft adventure!

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Welcome to Avalon SMP, where you can slay RAID Bosses, craft custom items, and explore Space Travel for the past 9 years!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2359	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Minecraft Server: Avalon RPG

Overview

Server Trailer	Watch here
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Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and uncover Avalon’s secrets to conquer the Great Evil.

Avalon is an MMO RPG in its purest form with elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses
Co-operative Towny environment, Silk Touch Spawners, Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join a kingdom in Avalon?	Yes, you can join a kingdom or create your own.
Are there daily loot drops in the server?	Yes, there are daily loot drops from 14 final bosses.
What are the server rules?	The server rules include no griefing, stealing, scamming, being respectful, ethical, and using common sense.

I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	663597	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mines Excavated:	1496	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crops Grown:	6048	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Animals Bred:	194	Dragon Eggs Found:	8821
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!