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SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

HomesteadCraft VS Hypixel

admin team, adult-friendly, Claims, Close-Knit Community, Drama-free, Friendly, grief-free, Hangout, Helpful, Homestead, Loot, Mature, minecraft server, mod team, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG-inspired, Skills, Survival, tps, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Hypixel	HomesteadCraft
Large player base	Adult-only server
Wide variety of minigames	RPG-inspired gameplay
Frequent updates and events	Vanilla feel with added plugins
Family-friendly server	Strict age limit of 21+
Professional staff team	Grief-free environment with claims plugin

FAQ

Question	Hypixel	HomesteadCraft
What is the age limit for players?	No specific age limit	Players must be 21+
What type of gameplay is offered?	Wide variety of minigames	RPG-inspired with added plugins
Is the environment grief-free?	Less emphasis on Grief prevention	Strictly grief-free with claims plugin
What sets the server apart from others?	Large player base and frequent updates	Adult-only environment with vanilla feel and added plugins

Crafty Trans Adventures

Adventures, Crafty, dream, fucking, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, sexual orientation, sucking, tgirl, Trans, Transgender, transgender acceptance, transgender community, transgender discussion, transgender empowerment, transgender experience, transgender forum, transgender stories, transgender support, transgender visibility

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest fantasies of sucking and fucking a t girl! Our community is full of like-minded players who are ready to share their experiences and maybe even roleplay a steamy encounter or two. So why settle for the same old adventures when you can join us for a truly unforgettable and NSFW Minecraft experience? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Mage Party Madness: Only One Allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, challenge, Character, Choice, decision, FANTASY, fat, Flat, Game, Limit, madness, Mage, Magic, Party, role playing, RPG, Sorcerer, spellcaster, strategy, TEAM, wizard

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	56	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even choose your own mage for your party? Well, look no further because on our server, you can only add one mage to your party. But here’s the catch – you have to choose if they’re fat or flat! Will you go for the powerful but plump mage who can cast spells with the flick of a fork? Or will you choose the slim and sleek mage who can sneak past enemies unnoticed? The choice is yours, and the possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server. Join now for a truly magical experience!

StayComfy Network

Creative, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crops Grown:	1419	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to StayComfy!

Features: Player Market: Trade and barter. Interactive NPCs: Engage with unique characters. Dynamic Events: Thrilling challenges await. Community: Friendly and welcoming. Uptime: 99.9% guaranteed.

Join StayComfy for a vibrant Minecraft experience!

play.staycomfy.xyz

Altimeria

Altimeria, balance, Community, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom World Generation, Discord, EXCITEMENT, Exclusive content, Features, join us, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Regular Updates, Server, Simplicity, smp, Survival, upcoming features, Updates, welcome

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to Altimeria: An SMP that’s always evolving with regular updates.

Our Goal: To balance the simplicity of a multiplayer survival world with the excitement of exclusive content.

Features: We offer custom world generation, crates, and more. Stay tuned for upcoming features!

Join Us: For more information, join our Discord community. We look forward to welcoming you!

mc.altimeria.net

Anarchic Survival JosterMC | 1.20.4 Java Edition

1.20.4, 1204server, Anarchic, Anarchy, Anarchyminecraft, Anarchyminecraftserver, Anarchypvpsurvivalfun, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, auction house, Backpack, Friends, Fun, INITIAL kit, java edition, join us, JosterMC, Kits, Minecraft, Ranks, Server, Survival, Survivalgames, Survivalmultiplayer, Survivalpvp, Survivalserver, SURVIVE, Survivial, Updates

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Crops Grown:	5153
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Hello, how are you? I hope you are well, here I come to introduce you my new server, JosterMC. JosterMC is an anarchic server 1.20.4 Java edition in which you can play with friends and have a lot of fun, also has an auction house (/ah) also with /kits you can claim kits, currently there is only one, the INITIAL kit. Also with /backpack you can run a backpack to store your important things, soon we will get ranks at a very good price and with many advantages, we will continue updating the server, etc, join us!

Hello how are you? I hope well, here I come to introduce you to my new server, JosterMC. JosterMC is an anarchic server 1.20.4 Java edition in which you can play with friends and have a lot of fun, it also has an auction house (/ah) also with /kits you can claim kits, currently there is only one, the INITIAL kit. Also with /backpack you can run a backpack to store your important things, soon we will release ranges at a very good price and with many advantages, we will continue updating the server, etc., join us!

mia37.vultam.net:25573

Land of Budders: Cheaters Beware! No Toxicity, Just Fun! lag-free, survival, creative, skyblock, prison, parkour & more!

Beta, BEWARE, Bots, Budders, changes, Cheaters, cheating prevention, Community, console users, Creative, Discord, Economy, Farms, feature-rich, Friendly, Fun, growth, ideas, Issues, Lagfree, Land, modding, Network, Parkour, Piracy, playtesting, Prison, PvP, rude behavior, skill level, Skyblock, small development team, Stability, strategy, Survival, Toxicity, tutorials, Updates

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3453
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

BudderCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

An in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of all forms of cheating, and a friendly community for players of all skill levels.

Allowed Clients:

Client	Allowed Mods
Badlion Client	Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, CPS, Crosshair, Damage Tint, Enchant Glint, FPS, Hit Color, Item Physics, KeyStrokes, OofMod, Ping, Tab

IP Address:

play.buddercraft.net

Important Notes:

– No modded or pirated clients are allowed on the server. Any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban.

– Large scale farms are strictly prohibited to maintain balance in the game modes.

– Joining the discord is recommended for feedback and update information.

– The server is continuously being updated and may have bugs during the beta phase.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are modded or pirated clients allowed on the server?	No, any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban.
What are some of the allowed mods for Badlion Client?	Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, CPS, Crosshair, Damage Tint, Enchant Glint, FPS, Hit Color, Item Physics, KeyStrokes, OofMod, Ping, Tab
Can large scale farms be built on the server?	No, they are strictly prohibited to maintain game balance.
Is joining the discord server mandatory?	No, but it is highly recommended for updates and feedback.

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

brexit, British, British fashion, british food, british humor, British Isles, British literature, british music, british slang, British society, British traditions, British values, BritsCraft, creeper, crumpets, culture, england, explosions, History, London, Monarchy, tea, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because /brit/ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through the land of tea-drinking, crumpet-eating madness.

Why should you join /brit/? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with nothing but endless supplies of Yorkshire tea and scones. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about our exclusive PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but fish and chips as weapons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of Minecraft sheep that have been genetically modified to wear tiny top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Queen’s Corgi, who roams the land granting wishes to those who can bestow upon him the finest bone-in steak.

So what are you waiting for? Join /brit/ today and experience the craziest, most British Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be sure to watch out for the tea-guzzling creepers and the sneaky griefer who goes by the name of Sir Nigel McTrollington. Cheers, mate!

CreepyCraft: Where even the pixels are judging your life choices

aggression, Behavior, Choices, Communication, Conflict, confusion, creepycraft, criticism, Empathy, Hypocrisy, imperfection, Insecurity, introspection, Jealousy, Judging, judgment, Life, motives, personal growth, pixels, Psychology, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	3277
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Tired of dealing with drama llamas on other servers? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which color sheep to shear next!

Our server is filled with crazy characters like the infamous “Griefer Granny” who goes around pranking unsuspecting players by filling their houses with chickens. And let’s not forget about “Trollin’ Tim” who loves to lead players on wild goose chases for non-existent treasure.

So if you’re tired of dealing with perfect princesses and drama queens, come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig along the way!

LegendMC

147.28.211.29, Adventure, building, Combat, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, LegendMC, LifeSteal, lifesteal server, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

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