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SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5102	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6576	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8646	Zombie Dances:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	114
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Emeralds Found:	2650
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	999682	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4453
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Void Armor Forged:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

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0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Villages Defended:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

0t0b.org

TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	2821	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1101	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

freedon.mc-server.ru

NoRacismInMinecraftServer

Children of the Lie, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, equality, false beliefs, History, ignorance, Misinformation, NoRacismInMinecraftServer, prejudice, race relations, racial biases, racial discrimination, racism, social construct, social justice, societal constructs, societal issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Towns Built:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the made-up concept of racism and join a community of players who believe in equality for all pixels! Our server is a safe haven where the Children of the Lie have no power and everyone is treated with respect and kindness.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about the fake news of racism. Build your own pixelated utopia and show the world that love and friendship are the only things that matter in this blocky universe.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community that is breaking free from the lies of the past. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!