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UraniumProlifNoMore

advanced reactors, concerns, decades-old, ENERGY, Enrichment, high-assay, international agreements, low-enriched uranium, new, non-proliferation, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, policy implications, proliferation risks, Promotion, reactor technologies, safeguards, SECURITY, uranium, UraniumProlifNoMore, weapons potential

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Star Shards Collected:	255	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR PICKAXE DROP? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!

ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT WEAPONS MADE OF HIGH-ASSAY LOW-ENRICHED URANIUM! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! YOU CAN BLOW UP CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH NUCLEAR POWER, BABY!

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE REACTOR TECHNOLOGIES! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT TECHNOLOGIES THAT MAKE REDSTONE LOOK LIKE A JOKE! YOU’LL BE BUILDING REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS THAT’LL MAKE HERMITCRAFTERS JEALOUS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S NUCLEAR BLAST OUR WAY TO VICTORY! BOOM!

Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

amusement, Chuckle, comedic content, comedy, comedy skits, comedy videos, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, humor blog, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, smp, stand up comedy, viral, ylyl, YLYLolz

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Runes Activated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Votes:	9008
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Slur-Free BF Minecraft Server

aita, attraction, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort zone, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, ENGAGEMENT, Friends, Insecurity, Intimacy, Labels, Minecraft, relationship, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, sexuality discovery, Slur, SlurFree, turn on

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of relationships and love stories, even the ones that involve awkward bedroom requests! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, just like when Jared asked for a certain word to be thrown around during intimate moments. Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

Explore our server and discover new things about yourself, just like how OP had to navigate their own sexuality while dating Jared. Will you find yourself in a similar situation, or will you uncover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that accepts everyone, no matter what kind of crazy requests they may have in the bedroom. Who knows, you might even find your own Jared to spice up your Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

NoQuestionsNoParents

blended families, childhood impact, Communication Issues, divorce aftermath, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family Therapy, favoritism, generational trauma, loyalty struggles, NoQuestionsNoParents, parent-child relationships, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, step siblings, unresolved issues

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ messy relationships? Look no further! Join our server where we have a constant tug of war between factions, just like OP’s parents fighting for their attention. Choose your side wisely, as alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are always on the horizon.

But that’s not all! Our server meetings are just like OP’s school meeting, where personal drama spills out and secrets are revealed. Who will you trust? Who will you betray? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate family drama in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and see if you’re the AH in this crazy game of family feuds!

CraftyCreeperQuiz

10. Connecting with others, 11. personal growth, 12. Communication skills, 13. Emotional intelligence, 14. Social interactions, 15. Getting to the heart of things, 16. Discovering new perspectives, 17. Human connection, 18. Relationship development, 19. Introspective questions, 2. Icebreaker questions, 20. Building trust., 3. Personal questions, 4. Relationship building, 5. Conversation starters, 6. Deep questions, 7. Meaningful conversations, 8. Understanding others, 9. Building rapport, CraftyCreeperQuiz, getting to know you

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, ride on flying pigs through the Nether, and battle against an army of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington.

Our community is full of quirky characters like Bob the Explosive Sheep and Sally the Singing Creeper, so you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting, so you know you’re in good hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of infinite cake… or get turned into a block of cheese by the mischievous Cheese Wizard. The possibilities are endless!

EcoCraft: Snap Responsibly!

advent, conservation efforts, detrimental, dramatic selfie, Drones, EcoCraft, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, ethical photography, lasting impact., Nature, nature preservation., perfect landscape photo, photography, responsible tourism, responsibly, selfie culture, Snap, social media, social media impact, wild animals, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3949	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Magic Items Found:	7519
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10

join our epic minecraft server where you can take all the selfies you want without hurting nature! we have magical drones that will take the perfect landscape photos for you, so you don’t have to disturb any wild animals. our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are going green! come join us and save the planet, one block at a time!

Illusioncraft

Community, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, IllusionCraft, Minecraft, Overworld, progress, quality of life, Resource World, Survival, Vanilla, Vein Mining

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Illusioncraft is a vanilla+ Minecraft Survival Server experience! We have a wide variety of Quality of Life features to improve on the vanilla game, but keep it similar. Features include Vein Mining ores, a resource world and tons of crates. Our Overworld never resets to make sure that your progress stays for years to come! We hope to maintain a friendly community. Come explore the server today!

mc.illusioncraft.net

RigoloSMP – Where vanilla is as rare as a diamond block! Join now for a hilariously good time with a nice community!

Adventure, Adventure Time, bedrock, bedrock edition, BLOCK, Chill, Community, Cracked, cracked players, Diamond, Discord, Friends, Good, Hilariously, Insanely Chill, Join, join us, Nice, rare, RigoloSMP, Season, Season start, smp, success, Time, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vanilla server, whitelist server, Whitelisting Community

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	RigoloSMP
Version	1.21
Community	Chill and friendly
Player Type	Vanilla, Cracked, Bedrock

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

Simply join the Discord server at https://dsc.gg/rigolosmp and request to be whitelisted.

2. Is the server running on a specific Minecraft version?

Yes, the server is currently running on version 1.21.

3. Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed on the server?

Yes, cracked and Bedrock players are also welcome to join the server.

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

The community is described as insanely chill and friendly.

BudgetCraft Minecraft Server

BudgetCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Votes:	2654
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer you anything exciting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a $10 million budget to make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Want to build a diamond castle? Done. Want to ride a unicorn through a lava-filled dungeon? We got you covered. And the best part? Our server director will personally come to your house and give you a free high-five before you even log in. Join now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

NerdyKweenCraft SMP

America, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, ethnicity, inclusion, INEQUALITY, KWEEN, Life, Marginalized, Minority, Nerd, NerdyKweenCraft, prejudice, Privilege, Race, smp, social justice, society, Stereotypes, UNFAIR, White

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Animals Bred:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where every white nerd can become a kween! Life may be unfair in America, but in our server, anything is possible. Join us for a chance to rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of yourself to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Chicken Jousting” and “Sheep Racing” where you can compete for fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow-colored wool. And don’t forget about our monthly “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” where the winner gets to wear the dragon’s head as a crown for a whole week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate kween of the server. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even have your own army of loyal minions to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless in our crazy, chaotic world.

KickOutCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, adult choice, background check, cleaning, college student, Cooking, daughter-mother connection, doctor appointments, Fights, foundation, funding trip, immigrant family, kicked out, KickOutCraft, low pay, managing affairs, Minecraft, raising siblings, regrets, savings, Server, TAXES, uncontrollable

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Towns Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of being kicked out of your virtual home by grief-stricken Minecraft moms? Look no further than our server! We promise not to kick you out, unless you forget to feed your virtual Minecraft pets. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, insane building challenges, and a community of players who understand the struggles of being the foundation of their Minecraft families. Plus, we have a special event where you can file virtual taxes and clean virtual houses for extra in-game currency. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let’s build a virtual world where moms never kick you out!