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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6790 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 159 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.
even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.
and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?
